If the government produced movies instead of health care reform, their latest picture would be called: "This Is, After Careful Consideration, Discussion, Analysis and a Deep Regard for the Values of Working Families and the American People, It!"

You can stare at a dead singer's movie, or at goats, or at a health care bill that's ready for its close-up. Any day in the news, really, can be thought of as paranormal activity.

But Uncle Jay explains it all!