
Vilification Tennis says you are so crazy, you think that staging an elaborate hoax involving a little boy and a balloon and then pleading guilty to the same will make it more likely you will get a reality TV show. Unfortunately, you are probably right.

Vilification Tennis says if everyone else jumped off of a cliff, would you? Please?

Vilification Tennis says you are so depraved, you were at Fort Hood today trying to pick up "chicks on the rebound."

Vilification Tennis says you are so stupid, you would read a book just because Oprah told you to.

Vilification Tennis says you are so stupid, you still think November 1989 was when your favorite 80's band broke up.

Vilification Tennis wants to thank our fantastic audience for a fun show last night. We especially want to thank our interpreters Claire and Melanie who made sign-o-rama a reality and Pizpor the magician, who was a terrific guest. We'll see everyone next month.

Vilification Tennis is going to be serious for a moment (sorry). It is likely there will be some protesters at the theatre tonight. There may be a lot. Please treat them with respect. They have just as much right to protest our offensive show as we have to perform it. Please respect that right.

Vilification Tennis says hey, you can still reserve tickets for the handicapped show at the Bryant Lake Bowl tomorrow by calling 612-825-8949. Advance tickets are not available the day of the show so if you want to make sure you'll be able to enjoy the show, buy them now! Remember, we'll be presented in glorious sign-o-rama.

Vilification Tennis understands that your girflriend is blind. Well, she'd have to be.

Vilification Tennis says your girlfriend is so loose, she scores more often than the New York Yankees.

Vilification Tennis says thanks to our fantastic fans, sign-o-rama is back on for Saturday night!

Vilification Tennis is amused by the following headline - "Part of Kate Gosselin still loves Jon." No punch line is required.

Vilification Tennis The holidays are coming and we don't really care what holiday you celebrate because we are going to make fun of them all. That way we figure everyone of every faith will be equally annoyed and we can all go home happy. Except Bill O'Reilly. This theme is totally going to piss him off.
Because we don't want to offend anyone
Time:10:00PM Saturday, December 5th
Location:Bryant Lake Bowl
















