Girls on North Jordan Bus: Girl 1: "I really like cheese." Girl 2: "I know! I wish there were more types of cheese!" Girl 1: "Especially on deli sandwiches." Girl 2: "I wish there was more unpastuerized types of cheese."
Guy talking on the phone at a bus stop: “I passed my test dude! It felt awesome, like, you know when you log into farmville and your crops are just there ready to be harvested?”
yeah, that’s the same thing…
Jessica wrote at 7:44pm
Girl behind me in class to guy she was sitting beside (at least this is what it sounded like she said):
(whispers): I can't wait to make out with you.
...Thanks for announcing that to everyone sitting around you in the lecture hall.
Talking about teen pregnancy in one of my classes:
GIRL 1: *quietly* "What does 'out of wedlock mean?'" GIRL 2: "I think...I'm pretty sure it means without a condom...you know, out of wedlock, out of a condom.....think that's it." GIRL 1: "Yeah totally makes sense"
Heard inside the Wells library, some chick saying to a group of people, "Amish people don't use electricity! I'm just saying!" A few seconds later, sounding defensive, "Well they don't!"
Leah wrote at 10:04pm yesterday
Outside IU Audiotorium: "I feel so free now that I've had choir."
Jessica wrote at 9:52pm yesterday
two girls behind me walking down kirkwood tonight (talking about Urban I assume)
Girl: Ya we can go there! I usually don't shop there that much because it's so expensive.. But like when its around a holiday like this I kind of think of it as a present for my mom too... Like... I know she'll be wearing it too so like she's really benefitting from it too.. So it's like really a present for the both of us!!!
art history prof appealing to students on behalf of hoosier hills food drive:
"... so reach in your cabinet and grab your roommate's ramen. he can feel good about it later."
Erin wrote at 5:14pm yesterday
in class a few weeks ago prof: what are examples of things that you all, as college students, worry about? guy sitting in the row in front of me: pregnancy.
some girl at wright food court "...so i asked her if this was a booty call. she said she wouldn't drive an hour for sex. I mean i would drive 5 hours for sex, you know, but that's just me."
teacher: what are some examples of different ways we utilize fire today for the same purposes that our ancestors used fire? kid in the back: i use fire to light my cigarettes teacher: no no no no
Jeff wrote at 11:03pm on December 6th, 2009
Guy 1: "I believe English has no official language."
Shortly thereafter, Guy 2: "That's like saying I have no official muffin."
Ryan wrote at 9:46pm on December 6th, 2009
Girl at bus stop: " I wish i could get an orgasm from pooping"
