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Ek cinema Hall ka malik GANDHIJI ka bada fan tha

Isliye usne apne Cinema Hall ka naam rakha-
GANDHIJI KI DHOTI

...

Ab jab b koi nayi film lagti to paper me ad aata-

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti me HULCHAL

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti me AAG

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti me ANACONDA

Gandhiji Ki Dhoti me KOI MIL GAYA

Gandhiji ki Dhoti me KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI

Ghandhi ki Dhoti me JANNAT

GANDHIJI Ki DHOTI ME HERA PHERI

GANDHIJI Ki DHOTI ME NAGIN

GANDHIJI Ki DHOTI ME TUM MILE.

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"Friends are just enimies who don't have enough guts to kill you"

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1 Saas apne 3 damado ka pyaar dekhne k liye dariye me kud gayi
1 damad ne bacha liya
saas ne use maruti di
2nd day fir kudi,
2 damad ne bacha liya...
use bike mili
3rd day fir kudi
3 damad ne socha ab to dene k liye cycle hi reh gayi he kya fayada?
aur saas dub gayi
agle din use scorpio mili
socho kaise?
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.
.
sasur ne di.

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Life is just a piano.
White keys are happy movements.
Black keys are sad moments.
But remember both are played
To get sweet music of life.

kisne is dosti ko banaya,
kahase ye dosti word aya,
Dosti ka sbse jyada fayda to humne uthaya,
Qki is duniya ka sabse pyara dost to humne paya....

Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu
Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar De
Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena..
Police Samjhegi, Sui-Side Ka Case Hai

Chat-with-buddy is with Afreen Arshad.

Ladte hai dosto se per jitna nhi chahte,
Dosto se kabi bichudna nhi chahte,
Haqkiqat hai ki juda karegi zindgi ek din,
Per haqiqut mai hum wo din dekhna nhi chahte..

Dunya me bhut gum milenge,
Sacche dost bahut kam milenge,
Jb chor denge sab sath tumhara,
Usi mod pe khade hum milenge.

happy New Year!

A Pig goes 2 GUINESS BOOK OFFICE 2 Check,
If he's still d Durtiest Animal on Earth or Not,
He cm out Angrily Shouting

Ye Vidya balan Kon h re?

Absence is the best presence..

Because if people are absent,
Then u miss them.
And...
If u miss them that means
They are present in Your Heart..

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Why We Sometimes Write "Etc" In Exams?
Because It Means.
.
.
....
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

But Teacher Won't Ever Understand Our FEelings... ;->

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Old friends R gold..!
New friends R
Diamond..!

If U got diamond...
don't forget the gold,

Bcz to hold a
diamond in a ring U
need a base of gold..!

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It Is Very Usual 2 Ask

Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?...
Hows Life etc etc,

So Let Me Ask U Something Different

Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)

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True friends are like mornings,
u cant have them the whole day,
but u can be sure,
they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow,
next year and forever.