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Ailish O'Connor
· March 5, 2017
Always friendly people, crackin music selections that'll cover the whole wiiiiide rock spectrum so i'm in my happy place.
Bar staff are so friendly and ready for a laugh with me which is just a bonus....
Great inclusive energy and atmosphere no matter what you look like or how much ya wanna head bang. Consistent whiplash for me every month.
I'm damn glad i turned up that first time.
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Thomas As Tom Bauld
· January 7, 2018
Used to love going there back in the day was a really great atmosphere and full of rock and metal!
Jamie Longstaff
· May 6, 2016
Been going ever since i was old enough! Awesome night out once a month in woking... Other than Agincourt in camberly and a few in reading, its the only place to go for rock and metal shenanigans. Fai...r price usually floating around the £5 mark with costume and theme night discounts. Only pet hate is the cash only bars but a local free cash point 2 mins away fixes that. Yearly halloween and back to school nights are incredible, with a huge crowd and nice people! Give it a go. See More
Chris Mullen
· April 8, 2017
Schism was awesome. Whoever disagrees clearly has the overall intellectual capacity of a bag of poorly seasoned shite.

If you want to be picky about small details instead of appreciating the commun...ity value of the event, then fuck off to London.

Also, about the music. Its a rock event. You will probably hear rock, at least once. I suspect.
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Kane Acres
· April 8, 2017
Majority post 2000s music with the odd 80s song thrown in should not be marketed as "80s night". Numbers have been declining over the months from what i can tell and its not hard to see why. Marketing... means a lot and when you market somthing one way and deliver somthing completley diffrent. Gah. Its just bad business. See More
Jennifer Jayne
· July 12, 2017
The first time I went (in 2012) was great and exciting and new but nowadays it's just meh, the drinks deals aren't great unless you want shots or alcopops and the music/atmosphere could be vastly impr...oved. Entry imo is too expensive compared to other places and it's dead most of the time which is also off putting. See More
Doug Payne
· November 5, 2017
It's so good that I've been going for almost 16 years.
Joy Alice Gordon
· November 6, 2017
Love it amazing night can't wait to come again ��
Christian Bill Stefanetti
· April 8, 2017
Schism is always a fun night out, the numbers may have decreased over the years but it's still the best club night in the area!
Beatriz Alexandra Lavin Hoyos
· January 9, 2016
This place puts London clubs to shame. Not only does it provide for an opportunity for me to come down from London to see my friends. I have a bloody good night each an every month to look forward to ...and planning outfits to wear. See More
Krystal Maize
· April 8, 2017
Horrific, smelt like burned hair, weird people, terrible music and messed up having to leave your drink unattended to have a fag. This review should be a 0/10. atleast a double rum and coke was £3.50,... needed it. See More
Paul Watson
· August 7, 2016
I've been going on and off for several years, and although some of the crowd changes, there'll always be the regulars, and the same fantastic atmosphere. Always an immensely fun night out!
James Cowley
· December 2, 2016
Staff there are great, security however, need a course in humanity, horrible people, with all disregard with anyone but their own bouncer status, one even shouted 'fucking gay' to me ..... Great... Thanks
Simon Philip Cassidy
· December 25, 2016
One of the best places i have ever been for a proper good laugh, the people are so nice, no drama happens and the music is quality
Adam Baker
· January 8, 2016
Been going for 11 years, top night out. Only reason to go out clubbing in Woking
Shane Lee
· April 8, 2017
Always a great night out to not take yourself too seriously.
Brad Agincourt
· September 16, 2015
awesome. best crowd best music best drinks just awesome
Nikita Hooper
· October 3, 2015
Sick place to rock it out all night and meet new people
Gavin Campbell
· December 21, 2015
My favorite little community of drunk alternative rockers, don't miss it! ♥
Macarav Sith
· January 14, 2017
Schism is awesome and it rocks the roof off of the building XD

WOKING Schism is going to take a brief hiatus while the venue under goes a change of management. We WILL return, hopefully early in the new year, but currently solicitors and other legal wankery seem to be doing their best to delay the changeover!

In the meantime you can get your fix of all things schism at our GUILDFORD Schism on 24th Nov and 29th Dec. To learn more about that night, the event page for the next one is in the comments.

We’re confident that this will be a very short hiatus, and we will be back rocking Woking to the core under new and improved management very very soon!

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