Schism Rock ClubDance & Night Club in Woking
Bar staff are so friendly and ready for a laugh with me which is just a bonus....
Great inclusive energy and atmosphere
I'm damn glad i turned up that first time.
If you want to be picky about small details instead of appreciati
Also, about the music. Its a rock event. You will probably hear rock, at least once. I suspect.
WOKING Schism is going to take a brief hiatus while the venue under goes a change of management. We WILL return, hopefully early in the new year, but currently solicitors and other legal wankery seem to be doing their best to delay the changeover!
In the meantime you can get your fix of all things schism at our GUILDFORD Schism on 24th Nov and 29th Dec. To learn more about that night, the event page for the next one is in the comments.
We’re confident that this will be a very short hiatus, and we will be back rocking Woking to the core under new and improved management very very soon!
Don't forget we're giving away prizes this Friday for our 16th birthday in Guildford. To be in with a chance of winning, be sure to tag your friends and share the pinned post in the event page. The winner will be announced Thursday evening.
Also, be sure to list your song requests on the page!
**COMPETITION NOW CLOSED, CONGRATULATIONS Katherine Ginbey!**
It's FRIDAY, and you all know what that means! Other than being an excuse to have an evening that ...results in waking up in a pool of your own regurgitated Grand Big Mac, it means it's just two weeks until Schism treats Guildford like it's own little playground and graces the town with sounds not suitable for those with a mild disposition!
It also means it's time to present you all with something exciting to get your teeth stuck into. With Schism turning sweet 16, we want to give you lucky people the chance to WIN some awesome pressies in our little birthday competition. Don't say we never give you anything!
The prizes on offer for one lucky Schismite are as follows :-
- FREE entry for you and a friend of your choice
- A SCHISM branded tank top*
- £20 bar tab on the night
- And a MYSTERY prize...
All you have to do to enter is simple, just tag your friends in the comments section below and share this post in your news feed. From there the Schism team will pick and announce the winner on the evening of the 22nd of February.
Now, start tagging and sharing. We wish you all the best of luck!🤘
*Medium in size
HUGE thanks for last night Schism. You were awesome to DJ for. I think we played every genre of the wonderful Rock/Alt world. We're back on our 16th birthday next month. Thanks for staying right until the end. AMAZING!!
As we fall on what would traditionally be another Woking Schism night, we find ourselves at a loss due to a lack of an agreement to open the doors once again...yes we know, we're as sad about as you are.
Of course we want to entertain the masses of Woking, and without the ability to do so with a viable venue, we would like to plug the void by presenting you with a playlist of some of the songs played at our Guildford event last Friday.
For those of you who missed it here's ...a chance to imagine what it was like (we advise downing a load of rum and flicking the lights on and off for more effect) and for those of you who were there, here's your chance to relive it in some capacity.
As the ownership nonsense continues to drag on and on, unfortunately we won't be opening our Woking doors at the start of January.
We will however be opening our Guildford doors again this time next week:
For many of us, when we look back over the near 16 years of Schism, we see a history of awesome nights, great company and music that stays with us. It's become not only another night out, but a lifestyle as well as what we feel can best be described as a family. One man who had a vital part in contributing to all of this was Alan J Chapman. Alan helped shape Schism into what it is today, he invited so many people not only into our club but into his heart. He showed himself to... be a great influence, introducing so many people to the rock scene and making them feel welcomed and comfortable enough to call Schism their home. Many of those people still grace the club with their presence today and continue to speak fondly of Alan and the great times he presented to them.
Today marks 3 years since Alan left us and as such we want to carry his legend forward by remembering some of the music he loved and shared with you guys. So, we have put together a community playlist that contains many of the tracks he is remembered for, as well as covering his own personal eclectic tastes, but we also want to put it out to those of you who remember Alan, and share with us any songs that remind you of him to add to the list to make it more definitive. So, if you have any songs you would like to add, comment below and we will aim to update the listing accordingly.
Let's make Alan proud!
Now, this feels a little odd, it's the first Friday of the month and Schism in Woking is not opening it's doors for the first time in many years.
Whilst we know many of you are probably going to be sitting there drowning your sorrows over a pint in Spoons this evening, wondering why you can't give your necks a good workout at your favourite monthly rock night. We want to plug the gaping hole left in your hearts and provide you with an extensive playlist to use in the comfort... of your own home, car, toilet or wherever you have access to Spotify.
So, for those of you who were with us this time last year, you may recall Schism had two events in December, including Our Nightmare Before Christmas evening and the big F**K YOU 2016 event to see out a year of absolute crap in the media surrounding politics and the deaths of many influential people.
As such, our regular DJ Jez has merged songs played across both nights into one long list for your listening pleasure. So, crack open a few bevvies, call your friends, invite them over and have your own mini Schism in our honour until Woking returns.
In the meantime, Schism will return in Guildford on the 29th of December, and after such an awesome launch night, we want to see you all top that. Now, make sure you have no other plans and prepare to get messy!
REMEMBER there is NO Schism on Woking this Friday. We will return in the new year but not before. In the meantime Schism Guildford is coming with its second night:
After what can only be described as an EPIC launch night, we want to give you beautiful people a way to relive part of the night, or if you missed it, a chance to make it feel like you were there. So, DJ Jez has put together one of those fancy Spotify playlists, featuring the tracks played from 22:00 to 23:30 and 1:00 to 2:00 as well as the last three tracks of the night, for your listening pleasure.
We want to thank all of you who came and made our first night in Guildford something so special, you Schismites f**king rock! 🤘
Here's to the next event!