Women. Some people are one. Some people know one. What’s for certain is they’re everywhere, and they face a multitude of complex issues. Now, here’s a white man to explain their point of view: Chip Chapley.

Sometimes bad things happen to good people. Sometimes, bad things happen to bad people. As long as none of those people are you, it’s fun to hear about it on the news. That’s where Chip Chapley comes in.

Chip yanks his doodle, while America shakes her purple mountains’ majestically. Love of country is taken to new extremes, as the limits of free speech are tested in this patriotic presentation. Welcome to Cyanide & Happiness: NEWS TO ME.

Fresh from the twisted world of Cyanide & Happiness, machismo-soaked news anchor Chip Chapley is back bigly with an all new show of his very own, all new news and the same magnificent mustache. News to Me brings you the stories that matter, and many of the ones that don’t at a rapid fire pace, too quick to fact check. When things happen… that’s news me.