You know you’re a hairdresser when…
#10 you find hair in your food and you don’t send it back.
#9 you tell your boyfriend you “did 10 guys today” and he doesn’t get mad....
#8 your 7-year-old daughter has your business cards in her purse before she leaves for school.
#7 sitting down to pee feels like a relaxing break.
#6 every invitation to someone’s house is followed by, “oh, and can you bring your scissors?”
#5 you walk into Target and all you want to do is knock over the diverted product display.
#4 you use black sharpies to cover the stains on your six pairs of black pants.
#3 tsa agents thoroughly search you after finding 10 shears, two razors and a fake head in your carry-on.
#2 you marry a bald man because it’s one less family member you are expected to cut.
#1 you can re-heat and eat your lunch, check your email, text three clients, return two phone calls, pee and smoke half a cigarette all in less than 7 minutes.
John Paul Pet's Email of the week: "We can all experience the day when there is no more euthanasia in shelters in the USA, just by working together and NOT bein...g the status quo! I look forward to many more awapoochie baths with the dogs at Rescue Village!