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My new book is here: https://www.amazon.com/If-Its-Not-Funny-Art/dp/1538729040/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1504794939&sr=8-1&keywords=if+it%27s+not+funny+it%27s+art and here: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/if-its-not-funny-its-art-demetri-martin/1126093489?ean=9781538729052#/ I'm offering a signed bookplate with an original drawing on it to the first people who pre-order my new book If It's Not Funny, It's Art. Just email your pre-order receipt with your correct shipping address to SeeDemetri@Gmail.com. **Shipping only to the US only **While supplies last
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Yo! I've added many more shows to my Let’s Get Awkward tour.

Tickets are on sale NOW. Pass it on...

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Hi. Due to a scheduling conflict my September 22 show in Glenside and September 23 show in Baltimore have been rescheduled to February 23 and 24 @ 8PM. Tickets for the September performances will be honored at the February shows. I'm sorry for any trouble this causes you.

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One in every ten words in this sentence is exactly.

Yo! My new book Is out TODAY!
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1538729040/ref=mp_s_a_1_1…

If It's Not Funny It's Art
New York Times bestselling author of This Is a Book and Point Your Face at This, Demetri Martin is back with another collection of hilarious drawings: IF IT'S NOT FUNNY IT'S ARTPacked with hundreds of new illustrations and one-liners, IF IT'S NOT FUNNY IT'S ART is a peek into the ingenious mind o...
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While chicken nuggets have enjoyed widespread popularity for years, beef nuggets have still failed to find an audience.

My new book is here:

https://www.amazon.com/If-Its-Not-…/…/1538729040/ref=sr_1_1…

and here:

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https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/if-its-not-fun…/1126093489…

I'm offering a signed bookplate with an original drawing on it to the first people who pre-order my new book If It's Not Funny, It's Art.

Just email your pre-order receipt with your correct shipping address to SeeDemetri@Gmail.com. **Shipping only to the US only **While supplies last

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Hello, VANCOUVER! www.demetrimartin.com

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I forgot an arrow. Now it's fixed. (Almost. I've also learned that I am not good at spelling venerial diseases). www.demetrimartin.com

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Demetri Martin published a tour
September 4 at 5:48pm

I'm coming to Victoria, BC, Vancouver, BC and Portland, OR this week!

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When the world ends, does it happen right away? Or is it more of a buildup of a bunch of things in a row? (Asking for a friend).

Demetri Martin - Let's Get Awkward Tour
Dates and cities for Demetri Martin's Let's Get Awkward stand up tour 🎤
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WEST PALM BEACH tonight!
VANCOUVER (9/9)
PORTLAND (9/10)
BALTIMORE (9/23)
More cities......
Tickets for all dates here:

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Demetri Martin - Let's Get Awkward Tour
Dates and cities for Demetri Martin's Let's Get Awkward stand up tour 🎤
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