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Kerry Varner

This is why you don't eat at everybody house, eat everybody cooking, sample everybody's recipe, participate in company potlucks, You don't know where their hand...s or mouth been. People that do this normally cook with the animals in the kitchen, bathe them in the sink or let them lick the cake spoon. 🙊#IllPass

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Life Mein Kabhi Na Kabhi Har Kisi Ko Dosto Ki Suggestions Ki Jarurat Padti Hai

Ese Hi Ek Bar Hamare Pyare Abhishek Bhachan Ko Bhi Suggestions Ki Jarurat Padi

Abhisek: “Meri Aishwrya Ko Baccha Nahi Hota Kya Karu?”

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Akshay: “Fruit Do”

Sahrukh: “Murgi Ke Ande Do”

Govinda: “Usko Pyaar Do”

Imran Hashmi: “Ek Mouka Mujhe Do“

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In A Remote Village Of India, Once Masterji Is Teaching The Mahabharat Katha To Class 9th Students.

He Is At The “Krishna Janma” Part Of It.

Masterji : “Kansa Heard The Akashwani That His Sister’s 8th Child Is Going To Kill Him.”

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He Was Furious. He Ordered To Put Vasudev And Devki Behind The Bars.

First Son Is Born, And Kansa Kills Him By Poisoning, Second One Is Born and Kansa Throws Him Off The Mountain Peak.

Third One Is Born…….

Pappu: “Excuse Me Sir, But I Have A Doubt (Sounding Nervous And Confused).”

Masterji: “Pappu Bete, Whole India Does Not Have Doubt In Mahabharata Then How Come You Have One?”

Pappu: “Masterji, If Kansa Knew That Devaki’s 8th Child Was Going To Kill Him, “Why The Hell Did He Put Vasudev And Devaki In The Same Cell?”

Masterji Fainted.

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Insan Ki Soch Bhi Ajeeb Hai,

Kamyabi Mile To Apni Akal Par Naaz Karta Hai,

Aur Jab Musibat Aaye To Apne Naseeb Ko Kosta Hai.

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Jokes & Funny Pictures added a new photo.
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''A subject called LIFE is a difficult & critical exam.
Many fail in it trying to copy from others,
not realizing that each one of us has a different question paper''

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Jokes & Funny Pictures is with MasnoOn ByhAqi and 38 others at Image Courtesy-fav.funny.

Agree with this Poor Student?

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This s a place where u can find some naughty jokes and quotes everyday. I will update the site as regularly as i can

Bollywood's first superstar Rajesh Khanna passed away this afternoon at his residence Aashirwad in Bandra, Mumbai at the age of 69! We are remembering him here: http://bit.ly/MI1SUp
Share your favourite Rajesh Khanna's song or movie you love most!

The superstar breathed his last at his home todayClick here to read more
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Santa- ladki fasani aati he?
Banta- nahi
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Santa- kagaz ka jahaz bana k class
room me uda
Teacher puche to
Ladki ka name laga de
Bas ladki fas gayi

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The Most Painful Moment
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when the only thing you know in your exam
is ur name, Roll No. & the date!!!........................

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Us insan Se Jyada Bdnaseeb Kon Hoga...
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Jiski Maggi Me Masale Ka Pouch Hi Na Nikle........

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Hua jo kuchh' bhulana chahiye tha,
Usey ab laut aana chahiye tha...

Ye sara bojh mere sir pe kyun hai,
Usey bhi ghum uthana chahiye tha...

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Kis Qadar guroor tha mujhe us per,
Pyar se baith kr manana chahiye tha....

Mujhe pa ker usey kya chain milta,
Jise sara zamana chahiye tha...!!!!

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7 great qualities of Last Benchers..

1-CONSISTENCY- once a zero, alwayz a zero!
2-VOICE MODULATION- Attendance
in 5 difrnt voices!...
3-PRESENTATION SKILL-Presentin g 1 answer in 5 difrnt ways for 5 difrnt Questions!
4-ART- designing Classroom Tables!
5-STAMINA- Tolerate teachers for 1 hour lectures!
6-PERIPHERAL VISION-Checking out a girl/guy sitting behind..
7-HUMANITY- Scoring average & giving others a chance 2 Top..!
Proud 2 be a Last Bencher..!

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3 FRIENDS going to their room at 100th floor of building!
One day LIFT was not working......!
They start to walk in steps !
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......Ist person told an action story upto 50th floor!
2nd person told a comedy story upto 99 floor!
3rd person told a on sentinment story!
Which brought tears in all there eyes......
what is that.....
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"I FORGOT THE ROOM KEY IN THE CAR"

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