This is why you don't eat at everybody house, eat everybody cooking, sample everybody's recipe, participate in company potlucks, You don't know where their hand...s or mouth been. People that do this normally cook with the animals in the kitchen, bathe them in the sink or let them lick the cake spoon. 🙊#IllPass
Life Mein Kabhi Na Kabhi Har Kisi Ko Dosto Ki Suggestions Ki Jarurat Padti Hai
Ese Hi Ek Bar Hamare Pyare Abhishek Bhachan Ko Bhi Suggestions Ki Jarurat Padi
Abhisek: “Meri Aishwrya Ko Baccha Nahi Hota Kya Karu?”...
Akshay: “Fruit Do”
Sahrukh: “Murgi Ke Ande Do”
Govinda: “Usko Pyaar Do”
Imran Hashmi: “Ek Mouka Mujhe Do“
In A Remote Village Of India, Once Masterji Is Teaching The Mahabharat Katha To Class 9th Students.
He Is At The “Krishna Janma” Part Of It.
Masterji : “Kansa Heard The Akashwani That His Sister’s 8th Child Is Going To Kill Him.”...
He Was Furious. He Ordered To Put Vasudev And Devki Behind The Bars.
First Son Is Born, And Kansa Kills Him By Poisoning, Second One Is Born and Kansa Throws Him Off The Mountain Peak.
Third One Is Born…….
Pappu: “Excuse Me Sir, But I Have A Doubt (Sounding Nervous And Confused).”
Masterji: “Pappu Bete, Whole India Does Not Have Doubt In Mahabharata Then How Come You Have One?”
Pappu: “Masterji, If Kansa Knew That Devaki’s 8th Child Was Going To Kill Him, “Why The Hell Did He Put Vasudev And Devaki In The Same Cell?”
Bollywood's first superstar Rajesh Khanna passed away this afternoon at his residence Aashirwad in Bandra, Mumbai at the age of 69! We are remembering him here: http://bit.ly/MI1SUp
Share your favourite Rajesh Khanna's song or movie you love most!
Hua jo kuchh' bhulana chahiye tha,
Usey ab laut aana chahiye tha...
Ye sara bojh mere sir pe kyun hai,
Usey bhi ghum uthana chahiye tha...
Kis Qadar guroor tha mujhe us per,
Pyar se baith kr manana chahiye tha....
Mujhe pa ker usey kya chain milta,
Jise sara zamana chahiye tha...!!!!
7 great qualities of Last Benchers..
1-CONSISTENCY- once a zero, alwayz a zero!
2-VOICE MODULATION- Attendance
in 5 difrnt voices!...
3-PRESENTATION SKILL-Presentin g 1 answer in 5 difrnt ways for 5 difrnt Questions!
4-ART- designing Classroom Tables!
5-STAMINA- Tolerate teachers for 1 hour lectures!
6-PERIPHERAL VISION-Checking out a girl/guy sitting behind..
7-HUMANITY- Scoring average & giving others a chance 2 Top..!
Proud 2 be a Last Bencher..!
3 FRIENDS going to their room at 100th floor of building!
One day LIFT was not working......!
They start to walk in steps !
......Ist person told an action story upto 50th floor!
2nd person told a comedy story upto 99 floor!
3rd person told a on sentinment story!
Which brought tears in all there eyes......
what is that.....
"I FORGOT THE ROOM KEY IN THE CAR"