Horben Hongus, signing off.

Fuck It
Goodnight, friends.
gawker.com|By Hudson Hongo

Shuck the police. http://trib.al/ZNDabef

South Carolina Is Giving Body Cameras to Shellfish Monitors
The world is your oyster. By which I mean it’s under intense surveillance at all times even though that’s a giant waste of energy, money, and humanity.
gawker.com|By Hannah Gold

"The hand of the Kremlin" is upon us. http://trib.al/8njezsP

Clinton Campaign Manager Says Trump Might Be Putin 'Puppet'
Trump has been promoted this week from statue to puppet.
gawker.com|By Hannah Gold

Erdogan claims Turkish wedding attack that killed 51 was carried out by child suicide bomber. http://trib.al/xkmcZyw

Erdogan Claims Turkish Wedding Attack That Killed 51 Was Carried Out by Child Suicide Bomber
At least 51 people were killed and dozens more wounded in a suicide bomb attack on a Kurdish wedding party in the southeastern Turkish city Gaziantep on Saturday night.
gawker.com|By Hannah Gold

When Martin Shkreli calls a pharma company out, you know it screwed up. http://trib.al/NjFqzf1

When Martin Shkreli Calls A Pharma Company Out, You Know It Screwed Up
The extensive price hike for a vital, life-saving drug for many with allergies is causing concern among doctors, patients, and politicians—along with a guy responsible for an extensive price hike himself.
gizmodo.com|By Carli Velocci

Judge recommends criminal charges be brought against Arizona sheriff for ignoring orders to stop racial profiling. http://trib.al/DjvtfT1

Judge Recommends Criminal Charges Be Brought Against Arizona Sheriff for Ignoring Orders to Stop Racial Profiling
Joe Arpaio, who says he is the “toughest sheriff” in the land, could face criminal charges.
gawker.com|By Hannah Gold

Where's Hillary? http://trib.al/6qTIZXG

Hillary Is Asleep, That's Where
Where is she sleeping?
gawker.com|By Hannah Gold

That's twice the amount Trump previously reported in his F.E.C. filings. http://trib.al/T00BHwQ

Report: Trump's Real Estate Holdings Have At Least $650 Million in Debt
It appears that GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump, typically a fan the huge and dissolute, has been minimizing public perception of his debt.
gawker.com|By Hannah Gold

What I learned in New York City jail last night (in 2008) http://trib.al/MY1ycOT

What I Learned in Jail Last Night
Sheila didn't come into work yesterday... as it turns out, she had a good excuse. As I was led through the subway station in handcuffs Tuesday night, a young girl called after me, "Oooh, undercover got you, didn't they? What you did, ma?" Good question! All I did was drink a beer from a paper bag wh...
gawker.com|By Sheila

Here's all the evidence you need that Donald J. Trump's spokeswoman Katrina Pierson is a visionary.

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Someone out there has to have Donald Trump’s tax returns. Is it you? Do you want to do us a solid?

The Only Thing That Would Make Us Feel Better Is if You Sent Us Trump's Tax Returns
Have you heard? As of next week, beloved cuck advocacy website Gawker.com, will officially be shutting down thanks to the machinations of a megalomaniacal seasteading vampire. It happens! And though it’s incredibly unfortunate, there is something you can do to make us feel just a little bit better: ...
gawker.com|By Ashley Feinberg

A 50 percent chance of rain does not mean there’s a 1-in-2 chance that you’re going to get wet.

What It Really Means When There's A 50 Percent Chance Of Rain
As a student and observer of meteorology, it constantly bums me out that people do not understand what it means when someone says there’s an “X% chance of rain” tomorrow. A 50 percent chance of rain does not mean there’s a 1-in-2 chance that you’re going to get wet.
gizmodo.com|By Matt Hardigree

Twitter says it has beefed up its efforts to find terrorist accounts.

Twitter Suspends 235,000 Accounts for Promoting Terrorism
Twitter says it has suspended 235,000 accounts for promoting terrorism since February. That brings the total accounts suspended since June 2015 to 360,000.
gizmodo.com|By William Turton

After nearly fourteen years of operation, Gawker.com will stop publishing next week.

Gawker.com to End Operations Next Week
After nearly fourteen years of operation, Gawker.com will be shutting down next week. The decision to close Gawker comes days after Univision successfully bid $135 million for Gawker Media’s six other websites, and four months after the Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel revealed his clandestine...
gawker.com|By J.K. Trotter

These large monsters are endangering Australia's native species.

Australian Goldfish Are Growing into Monsters In the Wild
Common goldfish dumped from household aquariums into rivers in Western Australia are growing into four pound monsters and endangering native species.
gizmodo.com|By Bryan Menegus

The poster cobbled together an offensive skyline.

Arrival's Hong Kong Poster Has a Mistake That's Causing Political Unrest
Here’s a case where film marketers being incurably Western causes a big problem: Arrival released 12 posters depicting alien monoliths appearing across the world. One of them photoshopped a building from Shanghai into a Hong Kong skyline. Oops.
io9.gizmodo.com|By Katharine Trendacosta

The Ryan Lochte robbery scandal has officially reached the Someone Is Bullshitting Phase.

Report: American Swimmers Broke Down Gas Station Door, Fought With Security On Night Of Alleged Robbery
The Ryan Lochte robbery scandal has officially reached the Someone Is Bullshitting Phase, in which new alleged details that suggest Lochte’s story about being robbed at gunpoint in Rio may be totally bunk. ABC News brings us the latest development, reporting that Lochte and the other swimmers who we...
deadspin.com|By Tom Ley

Live alone first.

Don't Move In With Your Significant Other
In July I moved into my own apartment. In the grand scheme of life, this was a relatively big deal.
adequateman.deadspin.com|By Kate Dries

“You don’t understand what America is,” he says, “or what American people think.”

All the Best Gossip from Esquire's Jared Kushner Profile
Amid Donald Trump’s spasmodic summer, one member of his campaign (and family) has received a growing amount of positive—or at least not explicitly negative—press: Trump’s son-in-law, Jared Kushner. Today, however, Esquire has published a long and excellent profile with lots of good dirt, all about w...
gawker.com|By Brendan O'Connor