GMO Ducks That Shit FluorideBiotechnology Company
It's THEM. Just look at what THEY are up to. Why would Portland listen to THEM when we already have the patient, perfectly-calibrated quacks of Monsaton's GMO ducks that shit fluoride to lull is into a non-false sense of satisfaction. THEY work for BIG FARMER and are only interested in THEMself. Trust a brand that's truly eternal: don't take THEIR word for it.
Monsaton engineers painstakingly modify the genetics of ducks to produce a public health benefit: ducks that are already shitting into open reservoirs, programmed to give us the benefits of fluoride in our drinking water. Once successfully created, the ducks breed, and scientists high five while drinking.
Thank you to the Willamette Week for finally giving some attention to this vital public health measure. There is a pressing need to keep our reservoirs open so that Monsaton ducks can shit fluoride directly into our drinking water. Thank you to the online activists brave enough to SHARE this post.
UPDATE: Due to overwhelming attendance we have had to move to a better location. We will now be marching from Jamison Square to the house of the only guy who thinkgs this march is serious where we will watch a duckumentary he made about fluoride-spraying ducks. It's gonna be a real fun time.
Join our local pro-GMO movement for a special day of celebration as we launch 400 GMO ducks that spray fluoride into Portland's air space.
Monsaton is paying activists who are "camping" on Mt Tabor, in support of GMO Ducks being able to shit their beneficial, pharmaceutical-grade fluoride into our water system. SHARE this image as a way of saying "Thanks!"
Please stand with the activists working in support of open reservoirs at Mt Tabor. If Portland reservoirs are covered, Monsaton ducks will be unable to shit fluoride into the drinking water supply. Like and share this post to show love for open reservoirs where ducks can shit freely.
We're coming up on the big day where we officially launch our fluoride-shitting ducks into the open reservoirs of Portland. We're having a contest to name the first duck we release, pictured here. What should we name this GMO duck that shits fluoride?
Our community of people who love GMO ducks that shit fluoride in our reservoirs is growing rapidly. SHARE this post to help propel the movement forward to fill our reservoirs with GMO duck toothpaste shit.