Special guests for Friday:
Jeff Buehner on bass, Christian Smith on Drums and Patrick Young on Bass! It's going to be a fun night! You also never know who else may stop by. We're looking forward to this!


Representing at Harefest 7!

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Hair Assault - 80's Hair Metal Returns updated their cover photo.
July 9, 2017
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It's like if hairspray had a volume knob that got turned all the way up, then broke off! Rock your favorite 80's rock tunes with us. Where's the beef? It's right here, baby!

The new bandanas are here!!!! NOW we're ready to party!

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Hair Assault - 80's Hair Metal Returns updated their profile picture.

Come rock with us at the Dublin, on June 23rd. Tuck your tight pants into your boots, roll up your sleeves and tease out your hair. Get your dose of Poison, Dokken, and Def Leppard!!!

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Give us your drunk, your big haired, your skinny jeans wearing, jelly bracelet having masses. We'll give you Poison, Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Guns N Roses, Quiet Riot, Whitesnake, White Lion and more. Sounds like a fair trade to me!

Here at Hair Assault rehearsal, we're a bunch of Cons artists...wakka wakka wakka!

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Annelise Josserand is with Kyle Baltus and 2 others.

Hair Assault con artists. Rock and fucking roll.

Thanks to everyone who came out to the event last night! Please keep posting pics and videos. And if you wanna see us back there, be sure to tell the folks at Billy Blues! We'll see y'all next time!

Drew St. Steele here, chillin' out, prepping for the big show with Unchained and Hair Assault this Saturday. Air out your smelly leather and spandex because its about time to remember what it's like to want your MTV!

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Watch out Vancouver, we're coming!

Sat 9:00 PM PDTBilly Blues Bar and GrillVancouver, WA
470 people interested

Thanks to everyone who came out to the Dublin last night for our Hair Metal extravaganza! Please continue to tag us in your photos from the event. We'll see you next time!!!

Thanks to everyone who came out to the OMSI after dark event. We had a blast as we always do. If you haven't had enough yet, come see us on March 10th at the Dublin pub, where we'll be rockin Lionel Richie style: All night long!

Fri 9:00 PM PST
33 people interested

Hair Metal, good food, great drinks, and a fantastic hang! Come rock out with us and relive the best years of Def Leppard, Dokken, Poison and more!

Fri 9:00 PM PST
33 people interested

Science gets hot and heavy—and loud! Party with Hair Assault on this Valentine's week.

Come dressed in your finest, or your funniest old prom dresses. Did someone say Promsi?


Shoot off water rockets, concoct chemical creations, and explore the wonders of OMSI with no kids in sight! Enjoy a glass of wine while learning about robots, tornados, or fossils. Talk to a brewer about the science behind beer, or sample products from local artisans.

All that and more with OMSI After Dark, a night at the museum for the 21-and-over crowd filled with food, drink, and science fun!

21+ Only | ID's Required
Due to the popularity of this event, we strongly recommend that you purchase tickets in advance as capacity is limited and may sell out.

OMSI After Dark admission: $15/non-members, $7.50/OMSI Members and FREE for OMSI After Dark Access Pass Holders

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