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Oh, what's up? I figured I figured since it's so cold outside. outside. I'll I'll drive drive you you around around around Spring Spring Spring Hill. Hill. Hill. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. so so so you you you don't don't don't get get get get a a a a respiratory respiratory response. respiratory infection infection infection. out out here. here. You're wearing your UPS hat. you may wanna go to work today. Yeah. Oh shit. I'm just about wow I I might might might as as as well well well wear wear wear my my my hat hat hat so so so people people people think think think I'm I'm I'm doing doing. doing something. something. What had the seat belt? This is the Joe Roy had no yeah, they don't like it so you know it. Yup. I got your seat heater all hot. You still got it right. just right like I always I like it. you don't always have have it. it. I I I gotta gotta gotta tell tell tell you you. you here. here. Safety first I had to do Connor at the enough. I didn't even put any in there. Safety first buddy Yes. give me give me the pepper some on the back of your neck. I don't want. I don't let girls kiss me on the mat. Yeah. Hey, it's not too late for you to go back inside but why to hang out with Nathan and Connor you got to be kidding aren't you kidding? I am just kidding okay, but I told man I said it's best for you to ride around with me inside the truck where it's warm versus versus sit sit out out there there there on on on the the the front front front porch. porch. porch. porch. so so so you you you you end end end end up up up. up getting getting getting a a a. messed messed up up throat. throat. there you go. You know what I mean, I know exactly what you mean. look at them too. big dogs. Yup. They're enjoying that cool weather out there aren't they yeah. They need to enjoy that cool weather, but the backyard look at that lumbar right there look what happened to the front damn free. It's it's free on the front. I don't think anybody's gonna take it for free. You know what I mean. I don't either I see that car. Look at that big dog right there to my left in that driveway. Do you think that's a big old pit Bull? That's a big pit Bull on no chain. This is sitting there. You're lucky, I didn't make you get out you look at you shit with Spring Hill Primary the beginning of a promising future look at that. Let's see yeah. look. I'm reading it right now. New drive conduct it says. Oh. Will you read it here. You don't need to read all this kind of stuff but. Water is grades What does it say? Huh? What are his grades first classes? For do you want me to decide for now? His classes right there and those are his grades the letters. You gonna just build suspense. What do you gotta you gotta stretch a little bit before you read me those grades is it E S S S. Let me see that. I just got two random to you. That's all I said, Let's see conduct E, which is basically a name learning assessment. E math is music E, no people behind me. We go PPE. He got an S. I don't know what that science. He got an S and then social studies. He got an S. well. I guess that's pretty good. That's good since he ain't going back to school this year. You know what I mean, why they're probably probably not not gonna gonna let let anyone anyone anyone go go go back back back to to to school. school. school. Oh Oh Oh yeah. yeah yeah. fun. What? She had booty. Yeah, see it they're trying to get their pack of cigarettes before the apocalypse. You know what I mean, I know exactly what I'm talking about. Yup, I got my watch right here when you open the door. I set my watch 20 minutes. That's how long we can be out. No yep. 20 minutes. I'll be out along with that nope You had more even dad told me he goes no longer than 20 minutes. Dad dad dad that don't know how to do numbers that chair Watch TV. You know what I'm saying, I know what you're saying, Hey baby. she needs a chicken out of the Gumbo but be wonderful, but you'll have to stir the roof for an hour. No. no, you gonna start you not me you ain't never cook Gumbo. You don't tell me, they said. You have never stood at that that pot stirring that roof, she said. You've never started that Roof, Roof, I I was was cooking cooking cooking around around. around around before. before before before she she she thought thought thought about about about. cooking. cooking. Who taught you how to cook in alley? Yeah. I thought I thought man told me that an Ally taught her how to cook and taught you how to cook. No you're wrong and she's wrong wrong. Dad How to cook and dad taught you how to cook in. I don't know, but they say the police ain't pulling nobody over why they get gonna get that booty. Grab through. we knew what I talked about. Hello. hey, what's up? I'm just taking pop riding around for 15 minutes. Well. I'm down here to track. Oh, you're down there at the track working out yes shit. Yup, pop me to come down and get a couple laps. Yeah how you do free three or four I've already done get it done 08. I sure have again not that belly still. Oh yeah, and he wanted me to drop by your House to make sure that you aren't out doing yard work already done that. I did that about eight O 'clock this You got the wrong people yard cuz we just drove by you ain't been doing shit. Gonna do what you supposed to be doing. Hi Imma do it ain't it ain't work. I know that I got a what he said he had to go. He said he had to go finish running around the track. Did he say running or walking? You know who's boy, that is Yeah who Mary look at him over there. look at him. look at him. look at him. Ain't doing shit. Did you see what he did? what do you do? He just ran past you and then he stopped and started walking. Yeah. Can you believe it? I'm bleeding. Shit let's get out of here before I have to get out there and start running. Where you need it, both of us know I don't yeah. no. I work too much to keep my belly off me Look at him. Go on and walk huh. Whoa. Get that belly off of you. He said he did a 220. I don't even know what that means two miles in 20 - six minutes He said, go run some bleachers with him. Yeah, We gotta stay six feet away from people. And here he don't know what he's talking about, He said He goes. I bet pops gonna say six feet away from exercising too. Oh home sweet home. and pick up to go riding around around with with me. me. You You got got got so so so much much much pollen pollen pollen on on on on that. that that that pick pick pick up up up that that that that truck truck. truck truck ain't ain't ain't going going going crank crank. crank may. may not. Oh shit you sure we ain't got nowhere else to go. We ain't got nowhere else to go. You gotta get in there and keep up with the news you wanna use some more of that Purell. No, I don't need that. At Robin just eating after I got all the leaves worms coming out. I guess. You're going over and buy you some stuff at that Flag. Garage sale. Nope show. Not you don't know you might need some stuff. Nah. you want me to go. Buy you some stuff. Always said people got a garage sale. They want to get rid of a bunch of junk You know what I'm saying. I know what you're saying. You go somewhere well. don't forget me. Like where anywhere but you already got your 1520 minutes. stay in there with man you understand you will be asked to meet them silly questions, but you you already already got got your your your 1520 1520 1520 1520 minutes minutes minutes minutes today. today today today just just just do do do what what what I I I. say. say.
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