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This One Time At Band Camp...
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its fine, she's ugly, meet her as much as you want :)
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sides HURTING. eyes WATERING. but still not being able to stop laughing..
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The weird names of kids in word problems in math books.
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Friends are like potatoes... If you eat them, they die.
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Capturing Moments
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Funniest pics of the dayㅿ
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Greatest Vines
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I like to blast my music when I clean up, it motivates me.
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I like to blast my music when I clean up, it motivates me.
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I like to blast my music when I clean up, it motivates me.
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Breaking News
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Oops vines
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Universal Lad
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It's not illegal, just frowned upon like masterbating on an airplane."
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BEBE Couture Boutique
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Amazing Things iweb
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Health Beauty & Fitness
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When I Get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever im doing to read it
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I Havent Heard This Song In Forever...Yet Somehow I Remember All The Words!
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A song can totally bring back a whole lot of memories.♥
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i'm shy at first? wait until you get used to me :)
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girls think its hard going through pregnancy, try playing COD on a bad connection
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Johnny Depp
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Les Miserables - Musical
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Getting Paid
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Vaults Exeter
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tombola
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Boomerangs Polsloe Bridge
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Selling Torquay
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Mikey Bolts
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Bingo Madness
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Heart for Heart
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everything5pounds.com
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Lea Michele
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Premihair
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Ppinkies Nails Hair & Make-up
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Unofficial: Petition to get Paul Akister back on X Factor
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Joseph Whelan XFactor Petition Official
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Charlotte from Geordie Shore
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R.I.P Pippin The Dog
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Oasis
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Domino's Pizza Gloucester
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Love is Wonderful: Why Homophobia Needs to Disappear Forever
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Westerly Exeter BMW
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Road to beauty
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Duke Of York
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James Arthur
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the guy who slashed Ian Huntleys throat deserves early release
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Mecca Bingo
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Air Music
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Just-Eat.co.uk
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99% People look at their keyboard after they see this Picture!
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being afraid to let your leg hang off your bed in case it gets eaten
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TOP 10 Perfectly Timed Photographs
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Nathan & Daniel Sims
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If You See The Notification Icon In This Picture You Are Addicted To FB
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Pretty 52
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TOP 10 THINGS NOT TO SAY TO A TEACHER
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How would Hogwarts handle teen pregnancy? "Fetus Deletus!"
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BIRD is the WORD for UK Christmas number 1 2010 to beat X-Factor
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mistyping 'good' and ending up telling someone 'yeah, i'm god'
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I love having my back tickled!!
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"OMG your so pretty!" "No I'm not!" "listen bitch, STFU and except the compliment!"
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Adam Sandler
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if Justin Bieber was Lady GAGA, he would look like this LOL
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Fiat Cinnquento in fantasy pink for sale
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Things To Do When You`re Bored
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Russell Howard
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Sue Sylvester (GLEE)
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I had long hair, I choped it off, I want it back.
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it could be 3 in the morning....im here if you need me
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7 Things You Might Not Know About Boobs | iPage
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'She's a slut' 'Is she really?' 'Nah, i just dont like her'
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13 Pickup Lines That Might Get You Killed
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Things To Never Say To A Woman During An Argument
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I laugh when I hurt myself even though Im really in pain
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"There is no 'I' in Team America....." "Erm, yes there is"
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mom (4 missed calls) oh man im in deep shit....
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People playing with your hair, especially when your sleepy!
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the smell of petrol <3
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Frankie Boyle
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Whenever i miss a day of school,everything happens! :(
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When I Was Younger, I used to think that J2O was alchohol.
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using "you only live once" to make your decision
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Lookin back in the past, and thinking about ALL the money I've wasted!!! :O
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The Millennial Junkie
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I'm studying my ass off right now...LOL jk, I'm on Facebook liking everything.
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I woke up, it was 6am, I blinked , it was 8am
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The 5 things you NEVER knew about KISSING!
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Your not ugly babes, LOL jk, heres a bag for your head!
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I Chill On The Toilet Even When I'm Finished
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I secretly drink straight from the bottles in the fridge
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I used to wear goggles in the bath :D
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FIESTY ONE YOU ARE
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you have no idea how much ilove you LOL... jk touch my penis ?
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i miss your heart against me, LOL JK i miss your penis in me.
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I'd fly around the world for you, LOL jk, volcanic ash.
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i would walk a thousand miles just to see you ... jk i'll just txt u.
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I CANT WAIT TO GET MY DRIVERS LICENSE!!!
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I will name my child stacy, i will be stacy's mom and i will have it goin on
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All The Simpsons characters in Real life!! you wont stop laughing!
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Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, forever to repair..
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I can spend hours with you, and I still miss you as soon as i leave
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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know i'm hilarious
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:O WHO IS SHE? *clicks on profile* She's ugly. It's okay.
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When Someone Says Free House. You Think Either Sex Or Party?
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not gonna lie.. lifes been sooo much better since i stopped talking to you
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Is it too much to ask for a decent relationship?
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meet, talk, joke, flirt, go out, fall out, break up, dont talk.
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I hate it when my parents say " Because I Said So"
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" He's a nob" "Why?" "Just is"
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Join if this picture ruined the lion king for you
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I still run with the trolley and skid when i go food shopping :D
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your about as pointless as the white crayon.
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I rip the labels off drink bottles, then regret it because it looks ugly
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I'm actually not funny.I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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'i need to sneeze' . . . . . 'its gone'
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I risk my phone's life in school trying to text you. ♥
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I Hate When I Get In One Little Fight and Have To Move To Bel-Air.
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Year 7 & 8's, GO BACK TO BEBO WHERE YOU BELONG!
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OmgHumor.com
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I Love Getting Random Cute Text Messages :)
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Funny & Interesting Things
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At night cant sleep, Morning cannot wake up.
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Stewie Griffin from Family Guy
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I say i'm only having a few, and then get absolutely WANKERED!
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The Policeman who used his riot sheild as a sledge is a genius!
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'Where are you?' 'Dude u just rang my house fone, where do u think i am?'
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'i said you buy one, you get one free' yea, i got the point the first time!
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Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
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those nights you wished never ended<3 :)
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i hate it when you seem off with me :(<3
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''YELLOW CAR!'' *punch*
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Hi I'm Coursework, nobody likes me :(
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I wish we lived closer <3
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Pinky Promises are seriously legit. You dont break those things.
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Trying to sing the begining of The Lion King
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Hi, I'm A Towel And I've Seen You Naked ;)
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I'm leaving, it's me or COD!?... Hold on babe, I have a chopper gunner!
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If I cant remember whats its called I call it a WATCHA MA CALL IT ! :)
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I hate when good things have to end :\
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you say your sorry, then you do it again? wow your a dick.
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When I was your age I was catching Pokémon not STIs
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'COD' is a fish, not a game.
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WHERE THE F*CK IS MY.......... found it
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Laughing uncontrollably with your best friend over something stupid. (:
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Hate it when the teacher cleans the whiteboard and leaves a small pen mark
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I always ACCEPT the "terms and conditions" WITHOUT reading them.
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I locked the butler in fridge on Tomb Raider 2.
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When You Miss Me. Remember You Let Me Go!
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"!f yUh t!yp3 Lyk3 Dihs", DON'T TALK TO ME
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Michael McIntyre
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THE MOON (from 'The Mighty Boosh')
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Steve Stifler aka The Stifmeister
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Nessa
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I still have my signed shirt from my last day of school :)
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fat people don't skinny dip, they chunky dunk!
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Seeing your mum cry just breaks your heart
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I hate how I laugh when I'm being tickled but I'm actually not enjoying it!
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mate, its my house, so im player 1
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I hate it when I get Comfy in my bed a realize I forgot to do something
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Don't tease fat kids, they have enough on their plates
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I buy the uniform, so I will wear it how I want to
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"Sorry, Did I Wake You?"..."Naa, I'm Usually awake at 3:30am aren't I..."
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I know we're "Just Friends" and all, but I really wanna kiss you right now.
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You give 1 person chewing gum & suddenly everyone within 10 miles wants one
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When i was young SMARTIES were in a tube with a plastic top that popped
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Giving someone you hate a code name so you can talk about them freely
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everything is so much funnier when youre not allowed to laugh
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My Teacher Is Ugly As Hell
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When im Home Alone and I Hear a Noise, I Freeze and Listen for Ages.
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GET UP!.... I AM UP !*goes back to sleep*
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IF YOU HAVE WALKED INTO A LAMPOST OR A DOOR THEN JOIN THIS GROUP!!
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Laying In The Grass On A Sunny Day
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Giant Strawberries
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We didn't drift apart, you changed.
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lookin at your friend when you see someone fit, and they just know
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You were fine with me 2 seconds ago, why the mood?!
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i REALLY need to go, but i want to see your reply first (:
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I love walking through snow that has no footprints in it yet :)
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Tom, Its Been 30 Years ... Your Not Going To Eat Jerry
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Don't you hate it when you die from not passing on chainmail?
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MY FEET ARE COLD
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Yes, I'm SHORT get over it.
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Im not clumsy, the house just wants to kill me
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we want a dislike button!
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''Are you asleep?'' .. ''Yeah, cos I can answer you in my sleep. Dumbass.''
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SEE HOW MANY FANS WE CAN GET BEFORE 01/01/10!
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I Love Cuddles....They Make Everything Better....<3
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Having a friend you can talk about anything with and it wont be awkward
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I Delete the whole Password when i type a Single letter Wrong
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I forgive but i never forget
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Those who say "I Love You" and mean it
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Saying i dunno when you cant be botherd to explain something
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BURSTING OUT LAUGHING AND NOT BEING ABLE TO STOP AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME
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Making unnessesary sounds when you're bored
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When I wake up in the middle of a good dream, I try to finish it myself
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i say hello to my dog when it walks into the room
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"Do you want to share that with the class?" "No that's why I whispered it."
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Sleeping while listening to your i-pod
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The legend who did this on his exam
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Please don't pick me, please don't pick... Aww Crap.
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Guys who are proud of their girlfriends.
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If a girl texts back while shes getting ready to go out...SHE LOVES YOU
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Let's face it, you didn't do my mum last night.
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If You Used To Watch Recess Your Clearly A Legend
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Personal jokes with a mate and no one else has a clue what your on about :)
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Your weird. I like you.
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Befor I go to sleep, I start imagining stuff that I would like to happen
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Love Spending Mum And Dads Money When U Got Your Own
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That feeling you get when you hug someone you really really miss.
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Yes, I can take a joke. That just wasn't funny.
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i cant think of anythink good to talk about but i wanna talk to you!
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I LOVE how you get mad at me for something but when you do it then it's ok
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I see your typing,then u stop...WHAT WERE U GOING TO SAY?!
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I dont care if its old... ITS A TUNE!!!
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"WOW! havnt you grown? i remember when your were this big!"... WHO ARE YOU?
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Ugh... I know what I wanna say. I just can't explain it.
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The butterflys you get when you really like someone(L).
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Teachers trying really hard to make a joke... its sad to watch.
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Lyrics that explain exactly how you feel
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I climb into bed snuggle up, then realise....THE LIGHTS ON!
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If a guy responds to your text message while playing Xbox, he loves you
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Where did you lose it? Well if i knew that.....
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Small Girls are better then Tall girls !
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I HATE IT WHEN FRIENDS LIVE SO FAR AWAY!!!
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Random laughter when remembering something
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Hate when nobody comments on your awesomely thought up status
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Laughing when someone falls
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Having the Perfect Girlfriend/Boyfriend
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i've never heard of them? no mum - you don't know ALL of my friends.
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you get a text look at the name and instantly smilee : )
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Where do all my socks go?
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I miss childhood, where the hardest decision was picking a crayon
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Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00.
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when you bust open a packet of soothers suddenly everyone has a bad throat
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i want to talk to you SO bad, i just want you to text me first..
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www.fa --> ahhh internet, you know me so well ;)
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In An Emergency I'd Probably Write A F.B Status before calling the Police !
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PRESS BECOME A FAN, AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. :O
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Oi slag, the umpa-lumpas wondered if they could have their facepaint back?
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SMITHY: Do you wanna a lift home? RUDY: no its awrite i got my HEELEYS
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trying to dodge someone, and you both step the same way.. twice.
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me? Dirty minded?! Nahh. I like to call it imaginative (:
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I always wondered who would cry if i died.
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'Hi', 'Hi'..... 'Who was that', 'I have no idea'
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I stand in the shower aimlessly for ages just because its warm
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I hate it when you make a cuppa then every tosser in the house wants one
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<3 Being Happy Because Of Someone Amazing In Your Life <3
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when i look at my phone on a morning, i always hope youv text me <3
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I always wonder who i will spend the rest of my life with.
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if my parents knew half the things i did..i'd be dead
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I Am Ready To Admit That I Have A Group Joining Problem
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Walking the wrong way but not wanting to suddenly turn around & look weird
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i shout abuse at my computer/phone when it doesnt work.
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i love it when someone tickles my back
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Randomly laughing because you remembered something funny.
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Tattooing by Paul & Lyn Exeter
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I regret liking your status now you've had a whole conversation on it!
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Something upsets you, and suddenly you remember everything else depressing.
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I bet this guy will regret getting this tattoo once he's older!!
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Join if you've ever spat your drink out because someone made you laugh
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If you have ever said "its like that group on f a c e b o o k"
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I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
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say "ice bank mice elf" out loud ..join if you laughed!
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i always talk to myself when i am on the computer!
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Shop name gone wrong LMAOO
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I Get Scared To Check My Bank Balance After Some Wreckless Spending....
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Recieve text, start replying, forget what it said, save to drafts, reread!
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Screw you guys, I'm going home
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Don't go to bed yet, i want to talk to you. :)
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freaking out when you feel something touch you in the ocean
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That's it, tuck them umbro trackies right into them socks.
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dont you just hate it when shaggy says it wasnt him when it clearly was
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What are you smiling at? Nothing, i just love you.
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A Pinky Promise is serious.
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In school people pass gum like its weed
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IF YOU KNOW A TOM :)
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I feel totally lost without my phone.
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When Something Falls I Don't Pick It Up I Stare At It
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I HATE WHEN THE CHAT BOX GOES BLANK AND IDK WHAT THE PERSON JUST SAID!
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Don't you hate watching the one you like, liking someone else?
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"What Does IDK Stand For" "I Don't Know" "OMG Nobody Knows"
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I Knew That Song Before It Was Popular
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Well.. Im More Confused Than A Cow On Astro Turf :/
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Those 'i love you' "i love you more!" 'not possible!' Conversations. <3
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Hello Supply Teacher, Goodbye Seating Plan! (:
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Mum i dont care if you think this turbans too slutty, I'M GOING TO WEAR IT!
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Im sorry hair; for cutting, drowning, burning + shouting at you :)
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''OMG, Look How Short That Girls Turban Is, What a Slag''
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I could easily get a GCSE in Facebòók
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Join if you say A B C D E F G H I J K "ello menno" P Q R S T U V W X Y Z :)
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I dont think you know what I am. Im Cook. IM FOOKIN' COOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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Putting things in peoples hoods and hoping they don't notice!
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Meeting someone in the wierdest way, then they are a huge part of your life
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"Hi, Can I help you?" "No, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say hi."
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I LOOOOOOOOOOOVE sleep but never want to go to bed early
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Yeah, I do know your status is about me, TWATTTT.
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Pointing to a tramp and saying to your mate "There's your dad!"
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"Mum i cant find it," "If i go up there and find it your dead" "FOUND IT!"
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I hate the feeling of being replaced
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ughh dont even mention him/her!
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"How was school today?" "Fine" "What did you do?" "Nothing"
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It's impossible to ignore you.
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i dont send an ' x ' in a text when im in a mood with someone
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i wish i could see what my first ever status was!
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I dont care how old I am, I'm still watching ToyStory 3!
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Ok, If we get caught here's the story...
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theres a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos
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Facepalm
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I've pretended to die in front of my pet to see how they react...
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Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you made no sense.
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Your such a dick! Do you have to practice? or is it born talent?
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Your ugly, but your a slut. How does that one work?
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I act like it doesn't bother me, but really, it kills me on the inside....
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£10 in primark, ooh thats expensive! .. £10 anywhere else, ooh thats cheap!
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When a teacher says "Get out!" You've won the argument
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When I was young our phones didn't have internet, they had SNAKE!
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I Have Always Wanted to Get in a Cab and Say."FOLLOW THAT CAR!!"
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i still call it ''DUCK TAPE'' (:
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mentally saying "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday"
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I LOVE MY HAIR
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Hello Africa, you want rain? We want sun! Want to trade?
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Truth hurts... but not as much as getting fingered by Edward Scissorhands.
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"You've changed." Yeah, it's called GROWING UP. I think you should try it.
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Whoever put the adverts on the side of this taxi is an absolute legend.
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When you're busy, everyone LOVES to text you. When you're bored... nothing.
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Green man means walk , Red man means RUN.
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Saying "Or Not" When People Do the Complete Opposite of What You Just Said
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"What if Google didn't exist?" "Man we would all be screwed"
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I hate when my parents rush me to get ready and then when I am, they're not
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He Already Ruined Your Mascara Dont Let Him Ruin Your Life x
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Something breaks,I hide it.Then act suprised when someone finds it again :O
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When I Die I Give My Friends Permission To Change My Status To “Is Dead”
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Yelling "Run Forrest Run!" when you see someone running
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being snug in bed while on the phone or texting
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Saying sorry even though you know you didn't do anything wrong
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PRETENDING TO LOOK FOR YOUR HOMEWORK WHEN YOU KNOW YOU DIDNT DO IT
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When my phone vibrates I shout 'I'm Vibrating'
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Loving Devon
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Sucking a cup to your face and then panicking cos it won't come off
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Spending half a film wondering what you had previously seen the actors in
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Drinking Coffee
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Staying in your PJ's all day
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Tattoo & Piercing
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Stabbing the Sh1t out of a microwave meal when it says ''peirce several times''
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@:) <--- turban smiley
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- DONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN YOUR BISCUIT DOESN'T FIT IN YOUR CUP OF TEA!
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What's the point of lettuce in salad? it doesn't even taste of anything!!!
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Hate's it when i send love you in a text and dnt get love you back
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Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the House
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Okay, hair is juuust right :) ... Oh Hello Wind! ¬.¬ You prick..
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putting the 'i' infront of 'love you' makes all the difference, x
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Oh, good morning hangover. I've been expecting you.
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Toothpaste + Orange juice = FAIL
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Oh My God,GET OVER IT!!!! That was HOW long ago? Seriously?
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Feeling like if you turn on all the lights, you will be safe from anything.
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Listening to sad songs when you're already sad only to end up feeling worse
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RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA OOH LA LA
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I get one line of a song stuck in my head all day
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5 Images you wont believe are NOT Photoshopped!!
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10 ways to tell if he likes you ♥♥
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