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If Jake Locker could have a Fight Night walk out theme tune, this would definitely be it. Click the link and comment to show your appreciation for some fine rock and roll.
When Michaelangelo was sculpting the statue of David, he originally tried to model it around Jake Locker's chiselled good looks, perfect proportions, combined with his elegant, yet masculine manor. He failed. So ashamed and embarrassed was Michaelangelo about having spoilt the statue of such a magnificent subject, he named the statue David and punished himself by wasting the next 4 years of his life painting the Sistine Chapel.
Jake Locker is the product of a military breeding project. They found men and women of the best physical abilities in America, and from this produced Project Jake. Jake was to be the greatest warrior the world has ever seen, boasting inhuman strength, superhuman speed, and a godly ability to throw grenades with diabolical arm strength, incredible accuracy, touch, and poise. The enemies of America were never to know the fierce wrath of Project Jake however, as it was decreed in a top secret UN convention that Project Jake's use in battle was to be banned in military use, as its use in battle would result in a terrible toll on humanity.
Time magazine had planned a feature on the Top 100 American Figures. The premise was to compile a list of 100 Americans who symbolized everything that was great about the country such as; hard work, outstanding morality, family values. The idea was abandoned when they couldn't find 99 other people worthy of been in the list with Jake Locker.
Jake Locker once celebrated a touchdown by doing a backflip over the uprights. The referee was thinking about throwing a flag, before a menacing glare from Locker convinced him just how necessary that celebration was.
Once, Jake Locker NEARLY threw an interception, nearly. He instantly recognised a rare error, pulled the ball down, and ran for a 120 yard TD, ending it with a fatal flying Kung Fu kick into a fan who was in the midst of telling him that was impossible.
Leading into the Presidential election the media were looking at the Swing states as the deciding factor, they just should of looked for Sir Locker's silent nod of approval.