Everyone had wonderful retro photos to share in honor of Father’s Day. So to mark Fourth of July, let’s do another go-round.
Would this be enough?
We spend all of our free time at barbecues and therefore know exactly what should and should not be played.
“These beautiful vowel sounds could have been yours,” John Oliver crows, gesturing to his vocal chords.
The robber stole the commemorative coin given to Soskin by President Obama. She holds out hope that the original will be returned to her.
"[@[Hillary Clinton] ] likes to cajole, she likes to make deals, and she likes to make friends," says one of her close friends and supporters. "And she knows it’s much harder to go after someone who you basically like, who you’ve had a drink with."
Preaching booze abstinence works about as well as sex abstinence, and if you’re going to drink, drink right. So: How do you drink right?
"Wankers," mutters Lily Allen in one of the videos. The rest of us nod in vigorous agreement.
If no one can see Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston making out, are they REALLY dating? http://trib.al/ps2NxcN
Friends, colleagues, strangers: I’m here to tell you what, in your heart of hearts, you already know. Air conditioners are hurting us more than they’re helping us. Air conditioners are making us weak.
The Jezebel staff and some of our colleagues at Gawker have compiled a definitive list of what we’ll be bumping at every barbecue this summer, a playlist of songs ready to shift your mood and imbue you with a feeling of triumph.
Someone, somewhere, has a strong affinity for cocaine and fucking hideous art.
“My father is a feminist. He’s a big reason I am the woman I am today. People talk about gender equality. He has lived it, he has employed women at the highest levels of the Trump Organization for decades, so I think it’s a great testament to how capable he thinks women are and has shown that his whole life.” - Ivanka Trump
Bloomsbury Group(ies), grab your dog-eared copies of Orlando and assemble.
Local police say that three players between the ages of 19 and 21 were arrested in the city of Tampere on Saturday morning, with five more arrests following on Sunday.
But a statement posted to the event’s website said that the absence of Rihanna unfortunately spelled doom for the entire event, since finding a replacement on such short notice would be impossible.
The Jezebel staff and some of our colleagues at Gawker have compiled a definitive list of what we’ll be bumping at every barbecue this summer, a playlist of songs ready to shift your mood and imbue you with a feeling of triumph.
