Did you guess correctly? Of course you did!

On Wednesday afternoon, a cast member of MTVs long-canceled reality show The Hills took to Instagram to reveal that she has never eaten pasta—voluntarily or involuntarily—by writing, “One weird fact about me: I have never eaten pasta my entire life. The texture weirds me out!”
jezebel.com|By Bobby Finger

On Wednesday afternoon, Attorney General Loretta Lynch announced that she would not seek charges against Hillary Clinton for her office’s use of a personal email account during her tenure as Secretary of State.

On Wednesday afternoon, Attorney General Loretta Lynch announced that she would not seek charges against Hillary Clinton for her office’s use of a personal email account during her tenure as Secretary of State.
theslot.jezebel.com|By Joanna Rothkopf

“At least 10" other women have called wanting to chat about Ailes.

Earlier today, former Fox News host Gretchen Carlson filed a lawsuit against CEO Roger Ailes, accusing him of years of persistent and aggressive sexual harassment. This afternoon, the law firm representing Carlson told CNN that “at least 10" other women have called wanting to chat about Ailes.…
jezebel.com|By Anna Merlan

Jean Paul Gaultier seems inspired by deciduous trees and little furry animals here.

“Wood grain, I’m grippin’,” a great poet once quipped, and Gaultier’s fall 2016 haute couture collection took that directive seriously. Inspired, it seems, by the forest and all its riches, he showed a variety of deciduous grains and gave models furry chipmunk hats, kept a natural color scheme of ma...
themuse.jezebel.com|By Julianne Escobedo Shepherd

Here's a good way to get to sleep.

What do you do when you can’t sleep? Some people count sheep, but that sounds boring. One coworker, whom I now hate more than ever, revealed that he just lies there and thinks “about how chill and generally good [his] life is.” This does not apply to most of us. Another coworker says she thinks “abo...
adequateman.deadspin.com|By Barry Petchesky

Would you wear this?

Valentino’s fall 2016 Haute Couture presentation was reportedly inspired by “the Shakespearean world transformed into an emotional alchemy,” which evidently included a broad reimagining of the ruff, that starched ruffled status symbol that makes portraits of Queen Elizabeth I look kind of like her h...
themuse.jezebel.com|By Ellie Shechet

The show must go on! It’s making a lot of money.

July 9 is the final day to see Phillipa Soo, Leslie Odom Jr., and Lin-Manuel Miranda in their original roles in Hamilton. But the show must go on! It’s making a lot of money.
jezebel.com|By Aimée Lutkin

As Chaput says in his new guidelines, not having sex with your spouse is “a hard teaching.”

In April, Pope Francis released a document titled “The Joy of Love,” which seemed in part to open the way for couples that have divorced and remarried to receive communion. Now, the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Philadelphia has added a pretty strict caveat.
jezebel.com|By Aimée Lutkin

Not to get technical, but torture, which is both a war crime and disastrously counterproductive, is actually something that we have to NOT do.

Donald Trump’s speech patterns have many remarkable qualities, and at this point, sadly, we all know them well.
theslot.jezebel.com|By Ellie Shechet

According to Vanity Fair, Robbie is like Audrey Hepburn. Classic. Timeless. A throwback. Just like the entire continent of Australia—chock full of throwback people, like America 50 years ago.

In his new profile of Margot Robbie for Vanity Fair, Rich Cohen makes the mistake of equating his sexual desire for Robbie with compelling insight. He also made the mistake of giving all of Australia a lazy backhanded compliment, which is now backfiring at a rapid rate.
jezebel.com|By Aimée Lutkin
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This Week in Tabloids: Miley Is Pregnant!

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Since the general rule is that you don’t typically start telling people until after your first trimester, that would mean Miley could be...five months pregnant?

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we decide to get National Enquirer instead of some of the other rags because a reader requested it last week and it feels good to grant a wish. This week, Miley is pregnant in the U.S.A., Portia dumped Ellen, and Eva married Ryan.
jezebel.com|By Bobby Finger

Snapchat destroyed one of the underlying core principles that made the app so good.

If you ever used and liked Snapchat, I’m sorry. It’s ruined now.
gizmodo.com|By William Turton

This was apparently quite a popular trick for coping with the heat in the era before air conditioning--especially, for some reason, at Wimbledon.

You’re hot, the sun’s beating down, and you left home without your hat. How can you create a little shade for yourself? Well, you could take some inspiration from these ladies and repurpose your newspaper. That is, if you can still find one in a pinch.
pictorial.jezebel.com|By Kelly Faircloth

Ciara and Russell Wilson are married!

Ciara and Russell Wilson are officially husband and wife, which means these two extraordinarily attractive goobers will finally have s*xual intercourse! With each other! For the very first time! S*x!
jezebel.com|By Kara Brown

"Y’all don’t ever wanna point to someone else and say you can’t do your job well!”

In a furious, well-stated argument about the blue code of silence, Hot 97's Peter Rosenberg went completely off on an officer who called into today’s Ebro In The Morning radio show to talk about the death of Alton Sterling, a 37-year-old black man shot and killed by police in Louisiana.
jezebel.com|By Clover Hope

At 20 weeks pregnant, I started to feel like I was losing my mind.

At 20 weeks pregnant, I started to feel like I was losing my mind. Not only was I leaving my phone and keys everywhere, a habit I regress into whenever I’m balancing more than I can handle, but worse, I began making the kind of mistakes in my pop culture writing I’d be horrified to find in someone e...
jezebel.com|By Sarah Seltzer

Authorities told the New York Times they are investigating seven suspects at present, ranging in age from 18 to 35, and that most of those assaulted were under 18.

Over the weekend, reports of sexual assault and molestation at two music festivals in Sweden have now culminated in over 50 cases, including five reports of rape. Authorities told the Times they are investigating seven suspects at present, ranging in age from 18 to 35, and that most of those assault...
jezebel.com|By Julianne Escobedo Shepherd

During the recent incident spree, a Manhattan woman was robbed of $280,000 in cash along with an unknown value in jewelry. In Brooklyn, a mark lost $130,000.

New York police are currently on the look out for a group of female grifters who’ve conned at least five Asian women in New York City out of hundreds of thousands of dollars, using what’s known as the “Chinese blessing scam.”
jezebel.com|By Madeleine Davies