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Daniel Fodera is feeling proud.

A new low. This is a fine mess we've gotten ourselves in.

Democrats have the sense of humor but Republicans know how to fuck. #undecided

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My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 earned just over $11 million this weekend. We were under the impression that Greece is low on funds. How do you explain yourself, Greek peoples? All of a sudden you can go to the movies?

Just when you thought we couldn't possibly get more despicably self-promotional, we decided to make some .gifs. If there's something from KS that you want in .gif form, just ask and ye shall receive. In the meantime, here's a bunch!

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We've been discussing coming out of retirement. We hear it's as easy as "A-B-C". We know this as we asked Jay-Z and LCD.

Coming soon..."50 Calendar Days That You Woke Up In 2015"

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During the #GOPDebate, when the great, bloviating #TedCruz said the IRS Tax Code has more words than the Bible, he was met with rapturous applause from an audience that was whiter than #Wonderbread.

As between the IRS Tax Code and the Bible, one is a contrived, arbitrary document designed to take money from hard-working people without evidentiary justification. The other is the IRS Tax Code.

During the Republican presidential debate in Milwaukee, Ted Cruz compared two volumes -- one beloved by many, the other loathed by almost everybody.
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Ease into your #tbt with a sweet and delicious #nsfww

Shut Up Woman Get On My Horse Lyrics: Look at my horse, my horse is amazing Give it a lick, Mmm it tastes just like raisins Stroke on it's mane it turns into...
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Kissing Sisters (COMEDY) updated their cover photo.
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So. Fucking. Sad. Number 6 knocked the socks off of our feet.

1) Hedy Lamarr, 85 - Austrian and American film actress and inventor
2) Alice Terry, 88 – American film actress of the Silent Era
3) Jack Palance, 87 – American film actor and Academy Award winner...
4) Conchita Montenegro, 94 – Spanish model, dancer, stage and screen actress
5) Fay Wray, 96 - Canadian-born American actress most noted for playing the female lead in King Kong
6) Claudio Monteverdi, 76 – Italian composer, gambist, singer and Roman Catholic priest
7) Katherine Hepburn, 96 – American actress and winner of four Academy Awards
8) Kirk Alyn, 88 – American actor, best known for being the first actor to play the DC Comics character Superman on-screen
9) Sherman Hemsley, 74 - American actor, best known for his role as George Jefferson
10) Jimmy Dean, 81 – American country music singer, television host, actor and businessman

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For the first time, the #Vatican has granted official diplomatic recognition to #Palestine, proving once again that fucking boys in the ass and lying about it is the best qualification for getting involved in #MiddleEast politics.

From the NFL minds who brought you yesterday's extremely well thought out decision on #DeflateGate

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Unbeknownst to the NSA, those pesky bastards at Wikileaks have been intercepting, recording, and transcribing the NSA's audio recordings of private phone calls.…
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Calling all network execs looking to replace the recently cancelled #AmericanIdol by FOX, Wendell & Wally have some other TV show pitch ideas for you.

Is it out of the question to bake Bruce Jenner a gender repeal cake? Please watch and share. #Episode2 #PuckerUp

This is "KISSING SISTERS - SENSEI CLYDE" by KISSING SISTERS (COMEDY) on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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