- If the photography industry was a school cafeteria, I'd be at the fun table in the back, putting orange peels over my teeth and blowing bubbles in my milk.
- "I believe there is nothing wrong with the photography industry that a little Common Sense and a whole lot of vodka won't fix."
"Be Different, But the Same."
"It's not WHAT you know, but what people THINK you know."
"Life is short. Eat bacon."
"Clients will never spend money on paper prints from YOU when they can do it themselves. Now, excuse me while I drink this $4 cup of coffee I just purchased from Starbucks."
"In 50 years, the most photographed generation in history will have no photos. Pixels are for sharing, but prints are for preserving. PRINT what you want to preserve."
"The most successful photographers aren't in their studios shooting...they are touring."
"Happy-ers Gonna Happy." Eric Sartoris
"I don't believe in the no-win scenario." Captain Kirk
"in the end...we love." Lisa Johnson