Beautiful painting..
#pokemongo #pokemon

30 seconds left on the microwave

~ Women:
set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone


~ Men:
do the space shuttle countdown

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It's Just One Of These Mornings


World's most jealous woman

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Guys!! I am leaving Facebook.

I can’t take all the political banter and the mean and nasty things people say on here anymore. 😡😡😡

I will be back in an hour.

ME: How much for the baby dragon?
PET STORE CLERK: Sir, that’s a lizard.
ME: *not listening* When do they start breathing fire?

In a Nursery School Canteen...

There's a basket of apples with a notice written over it :

"Do not take more than one, God is watching"


On the other counter there's a box of chocolates,
A small child went & wrote on it.

"Take as many as U want, God is busy watching the apples"...

NEVER ACT SMART WITH Today's Generation..!.! 😜😜


KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad...?
DAD : – Every time you make me unhappy , one of my hair turns white…
KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white…

Moral :- Don’t be over smart...

Child : Mummy why Gandhi has no hair on his head...?

Mummy : Because he speak only truth...

Child : Now I understud why ladies have long hair...


Now Ultimate 😜😜😜

Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.

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Guardians of the Galaxy