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I generally avoid math jokes because I hate the stereotype that women and girls are bad at math...but, arguably, EVERYONE is bad at Charmin math.

Well, this explains why I always want to bust a move while picking out broccoli.

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I'll just be over here in the Centrum Silver aisle if you need me.

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I'm about the zillionth person to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, so I found a way to embarrass myself twice. But YOU don't need to humiliate yourself to join in the fun -- just donate here https://secure2.convio.net/alsa/site/Donation2;jsessionid=0A95DB39E17945E21CD94BED63B5F4BE.app278b?df_id=27420&27420.donation=form1 (Looking forward to seeing what my friends at LyzLenz and Tales From the Nursery come out with!)
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Public service announcement: This is a thing that exists. SCIENCE.

Using a carefully developed formula, the Snow Day Calculator will predict snow days or delays for school using just your zip code in the US and Canada. What's your chance for a Snow Day Tomorrow?
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Smart kid.

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DYING 😂🤣😂😆
There’s a contest at my 10yo’s school for best Valentine’s Day box. This is what my child made. I love him so much right now 🤣😂

*edited to add* He freaking won “most unexpected” LMAO

"This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a rainbow poop lollipop."
--T.S. Eliot, if he were alive today

Get a laugh and a sugar rush with these Rainbow Poop Swirl Pops! These yummy lollipops are perfect as party favors and in goodie bags at a birthday party. ...
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Just put some garlic salt on it...you'll never know, right?? (Sob...)

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Dear potatoes, I miss you.
(via Betches )

I generally don't share happy, inspirational things on this page because...well...I don't really roll like that. BUT: BABIES HUGGING BABIES. Even I wasn't immune to the charms of this...

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#lol Share this to brighten someone's day

Young millennials probably won't get the joke, but I think it's DMXceptional... 😂

If you want to give me suggestions on how to make this page funnier...don't. h/t Ramblin' Mama

Know anyone who's pregnant? Trying to conceive? Really loves episiotomy jokes? (Come on, who doesn't??) Do I have a GIFT IDEA for you! The Kindle version of the make-you-pee-because-you're-laughing-so-hard-not-because-you-forgot-to-do-Kegels pregnancy book that features one of yours truly's essays is on sale for just 0.99! Snap up all the hilarity now before Cyber Monday ends!

The girlfriends from It's Really 10 Months are back with more hilarious and heartwarming stories about pregnancy, labor and delivery. Welcome to the club of parenthood, however the heck you got here. We promise to make you laugh and give you that much needed break in the middle of all the crazy. ...
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Dear school,

Please excuse Saucer Eyes for being late today. He needed to sleep in after deciding to wake up at 2:40 a.m. to do origami.

Sincerely,...
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

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For all the coffee-drinking spouses out there...

They're raven' about common core...Literary greatness by Zoe vs. the Universe.

THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES. (Thanks, RachRiot.)