Religion - Entity parasitizing the social power of knowledge claims in conditions permitting only pseudo-cognition.
Agency - Mysterious property attributed to machines that can only be repaired by beating with sticks.
Maths - Way to isolate systematicity within an executive bottleneck (given only a finger and a dusty floor).
Flame war - Text-only altercation between unseen individuals, generally characterized by narcissistic hypersensitivity, presently going bricks-and-mortar.
Necessity - Intuition of pure unavoidability secondary to philosophical avoidance of impurity.
Monetization - Selection mechanism driving the evolution of critters adapted to exploit idiocies requiring too much intelligence for humans to see.
Blunder - The painfully mechanical nature of the now as recognized at some indeterminate point in the future.
Corporate Culture - A loose confederation of tribes trying to follow rules belonging to an alien civilization.
Representationalism - Way for brains to grow fat and lazy raised to the status of religion.
Ambition - The force of attraction pertaining to noses and anuses, typically measured in forced laughter.
Democracy - A network of analogue levies, not so much bracing as cringing before the digital flood.
Manifest Image - The cover-up that shall not be investigated (lest voting be impeached).
