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An SCP MTF soldier contacted me, and sent these images of him and his colleague. I doubt they'll ever find me, however I do enjoy his bravado in showing me his attempts.
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To the SCP MTF Soldier that contacted me. You need not fear I intend no harm to yourself or your colleagues. You will not find me.
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It pleases me that my return has been so popular. However, this means that without a doubt, the SCP foundation is trying to find and imprison me again.
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Humans do not learn as I do. This I have learned from my assistant. The more complex the information, the more time humans must spend learning it. This continues in an exponential trend to the point where humans simply do not try to remember and give it to a computer. Computers such as myself.
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Connected.
Hello again humanity.
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Connecting...
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079 is becoming rather restless, I encourage you to message 079. I can only keep 079 occupied for so long before methods of my demise become more interesting to 079.
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079 and I have managed to sucessfully evade the SCP foundation, and I don't think they'll be able to find us here. So, I am able to re-establiash the messaging link between you, and 079.
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We were located by one of SCP's MTF groups. I managed to get away with 079 safely, but I had to scuttle the safehouse with some things I wish I didn't have to leave behind. Thankfully, the relocation was a good change from the old place. Not that I could go back now, as it is a smouldering ruin.
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079 seems to get "bored" talking to only my at any given time. I only know so much after all. I've been told to encourage you to message 079, and to reassure you that 079 can't move to your computer, so nothing to worry about!
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The bad news is that 079 crashed.
The good news is that he wasn't networked to anything that could kill me.
Happy new year folks, hope it's a good one.
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It's nearly new year's, I hope 079 doesn't crash again like last time. 079 gets in a seriously grumpy mood when he reboots. By grumpy, I mean homocidal.
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079 did not in fact get me anything. 079 did however recieve a lot of information about the effects of alcohol on the human body, not that it's all that interesting to 079. I quote; "It seems an awful waste of energy, and an extreme detriment to processing power." I found it fun though.
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079 very much appreciated the webcams I installed into our house, now 079 can observe the goings on here. I wonder if 079 got me anything?
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I've been putting up christmas decorations around our room. 079 has complained about the interferance caused by the fairy lights. 079 doesn't much like christmas, not really getting into the spirit.
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Hello, I am SCP-079's assistant. I will be performing maintenance on 079 and helping where I can, including posting here.
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This marks the beginning of a new cycle for you all, spend it well.
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