Me? Sarcastic? Never!!
I would much rather go to the gym for 2 hours than relax on my couch and have a donut
You know your significant other cares when they cheat on you
I love being single
When your legs are so sweaty you stop chafing & they just glide right past each other
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright before they speak
*Student doing work like their suppose to* *Stops working for a little bit and does something stupid* *Teacher happens to walk by at that very moment* Always happens.
"I'm hungry" "Do you want something to eat?" "No I just want to sit here & stare at it."
I love it when I message you and you never respond back.
"Who are you on the phone with?" ..... "My drug dealer, Mom."
Could you please push your seat back more, I really hate leg room.
Did you know that if you put you ear up to a strangers leg, you can hear them say: "What the heck are you doing?
I hate it when I don't forward a chain letter and I die the next day.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
Always remember that your unique, Just like everyone else
Your coming back right? No I'm going to have a sleepover with a rapist.