The Wisdom of Elim Garak:
Doctor Bashir: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle.
Elim Garak: But I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt did serious damage to their egos.
Doctor Bashir: Garak, this isn't funny....
Elim Garak: I'm serious, Doctor. Thanks to your ministrations, I am almost completely healed. But the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.
--DS9 episode 4.1
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It's not complete yet but..... FrillerWorks now has gopher support! If you like gopher, then you might like to check out gopher://friller.works:7070/1/
Yeah, that's port 7070. I know.
Like GNU Social? Follow us on the fediverse at firstname.lastname@example.org. Wanna click a link? Try this: https://social.arkwoodpond.info/index.php/parrotcattle
My apologies to all the gophers for the delay. The Wild and Wacky Water Caper Chapter 3 is finally now available on the gopherhole as well.
That'll be: gopher://sdf.org/0/users/jawsh/frillerworks/www3
It's time for... Chapter 3 of "The Wild and Wacky Water Caper"! Get your detective fix now at http://friller.works/a/www3
Jawsh has been slacking and not posting his stories on social media again, hasn't he? Oh well, I'm posting them now. Chapters 1 and 2 of "The Wild and Wacky Water Caper" are now available on FrillerWorks. Here's a link to the first chapter, and a quip from the story:
I had just got off the phone with a distraught Mrs. Swollenspepper. She was extremely upset, and she completely had the right to be. No woman should ever have to see what she just saw.... Insanefully frightening. I have no idea how one would ever deal with such a horrific thought.
The sheer horror and urgency of what I had just heard sank straight into my head as I walked the stairs up to the fifth floor, right into my office. I don't know, maybe the police in the big cities get used to hearing about this kind of stuff all the time...
This story was created by the unfortunate occurrence of plot-generator.org.uk loading without checking to see if it was me first. I should never be allowed to use such things...
"Your page needs a cover photo." "Your page needs a cover photo." "Your page needs a cover photo."
Hey Facebook, how about you let this page shine for the beauty that it is and stop shaming it and telling it to cover up. Maybe it's your own mind that needs a cleansing.
We did one for Obama, best do one for Trump.