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My apologies to all the gophers for the delay. The Wild and Wacky Water Caper Chapter 3 is finally now available on the gopherhole as well.
That'll be: gopher://sdf.org/0/users/jawsh/frillerworks/www3
It's time for... Chapter 3 of "The Wild and Wacky Water Caper"! Get your detective fix now at http://friller.works/a/www3
Jawsh has been slacking and not posting his stories on social media again, hasn't he? Oh well, I'm posting them now. Chapters 1 and 2 of "The Wild and Wacky Water Caper" are now available on FrillerWorks. Here's a link to the first chapter, and a quip from the story:
I had just got off the phone with a distraught Mrs. Swollenspepper. She was extremely upset, and she completely had the right to be. No woman should ever have to see what she just saw.... Insanefully frightening. I have no idea how one would ever deal with such a horrific thought.
The sheer horror and urgency of what I had just heard sank straight into my head as I walked the stairs up to the fifth floor, right into my office. I don't know, maybe the police in the big cities get used to hearing about this kind of stuff all the time...
This story was created by the unfortunate occurrence of plot-generator.org.uk loading without checking to see if it was me first. I should never be allowed to use such things...
"Your page needs a cover photo." "Your page needs a cover photo." "Your page needs a cover photo."
Hey Facebook, how about you let this page shine for the beauty that it is and stop shaming it and telling it to cover up. Maybe it's your own mind that needs a cleansing.
We did one for Obama, best do one for Trump.
I promise I'll make a nice picture version of it later, but I wanted to get the Quote of the Day out early enough, so here it is as a text post:
"But Huey, you PROMISED!"
"Tell 'em I lied."
Hey Facebook people! Do you like to click links on Facebook, that take you out of Facebook, so that you can look at a picture of something someone posted on Facebook? Well you're in luck. Jawsh wrote a stupidly long stupid joke on Facebook, screenshotted it, and uploaded it to FrillerWorks, thereby enabling you to click this thing on Facebook, so that you can go somewhere other than Facebook, and look at a thing on Facebook. Isn't that neat?
This will save you time and money!