- I wish I'd thought of that...
Some events occured. I didn't like too many of them but I'm still here so mustn't grumble.
- Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
Procrastination is the greatest labor saving invention of all time.
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them up.
There is only one thing worse than being talked about and that is quoting Oscar Wilde.