Hey, what's up girl you wanna come get my big old jacked up truck. I got six inches for you. do what no not my bridges. I was talking about my lift kit six inches. Listen here if you're alright with dating a man with a little wee wee but looking really cool when you pull up in the Walmart parking lot, you need to get my big old jacked up truck. You got a boyfriend. I bet he drives a car. It makes $300000 a year. I guess that's good if you like financial stability, but I drive a $70000 jacked up truck and I live in a fifty-thousand-dollar double wide. That's what you call investment when you're getting in here or not. No, you know what she was too short to climb up in here anyway. Look at this fella to stoplight his normal UN lifted truck. I gotta say something I gotta say something. hey, how's the weather way down there? Huh. I tell you what it's cold up here in this upper altitudes. you get it my truck jacked up so high. I'm in the upper altitudes. Look at that truck going around that mud hole right there. You know why he went around that mud hole cuz his truck ain't jacked up. Imma go straight through it. Look at you say yeah, if he had done that in a torch. Bumper off God look at that big old Jacked-up Dodge truck right there. I think his truck jacked up man Imma pull up right beside him and see hold on it is his truck jacked up mine. God damn it. Hey, man what size lift you got on that truck right there. eight inches. God is it a rough country. It is about to call the shop. see if I can get me a ten-inch lift, I can't have him have a bigger truck me. That's a nice truck man. I tell you what Russell. Keep going around and telling people that he is bigger than mine, and he even says that my wife says he is bigger than mine, but me and him has compared him and my lift kit is bigger than he is Oh shoot man. I didn't turn down the wrong road. That's like I'll just go across this meeting right here since I'm in my jacked up truck. Hey, you want anything from the burger King Drive-thru. Oh look at that it says Eight-foot clearance. right there my truck right at eight foot five, my truck jacked up to how to make it through the drive thru. Alright, Dawg man my truck jacked up so high. I need a parachute to get out of that bad boy. Hey man. You say your truck's got a six-inch lift with thirty-fives. That's cute. I remember my first lift kit. That's a twelve inch lift forty-four inch swamps. I get five miles to the gallon. every time I climb in this big old jacked up truck of mine. It's like climbing up a mountain. you get it cuz my truck jacked up so high. It's like a mountain. She told me that her boyfriend drives a Ford F 150 with a Vsix Ecoboost no lift kit or nothing. I asked her if it came with a box of tampons. Dude, I'm telling you right now this car don't get out of my way. I'm just gonna run over it. I'm just gonna monster truck.