"We can infer that fire was initially utilized by early humans to show off in front of one another, typically by leaping over a flaming pit or passing their hands quickly back and forth across the flame of a burning log."

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By the time the final events end Sunday, the 2016 Olympic Games will have been viewed by approximately half the world’s population, or 3.5 billion people.

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Family sources stated that given their accumulated frustrations and ongoing close contact with one another, a major blowup was expected at any moment.

"Unfortunately, if we aren’t able to get more soon, our athletes may run out well before the final Olympic events."

"Durant had flawless form during his crossovers and spin moves, and then he capped it all off with a triple pump fake into a string of very difficult sky hooks."

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"We strongly recommend that runners make alternate arrangements for getting from the start to the finish line."

"Hopefully he’ll settle in, but I don’t know." – Patricia Trudel, 72

I Am Cait, the E! reality show documenting Caitlyn Jenner's life after her gender transition, has been canceled after two seasons due to dwindling popularity.

"Unfortunately, his spinal cord is also effin’ cashed, so it may be months or even years before he regains any righteousness in his extremities."

"I just want to be able to surf around and catch him striking out The Whammer."

“When was that guy’s last hit anyway? Thirty years ago? God, it’s embarrassing.”

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