Fantastic! Baltimore Suns Poll did not go as planned! Steeler Nation!! http://ow.ly/i/25Wkj
All you Trekies will love this. And hey, we can meet!! http://t.co/Dlwuk3j5eg
OLB Jarvis Jones selected by Steelers, boy has some big fines to fill.
Celebrate my birthday today (yes, me and Troy) http://ow.ly/kelCK
Who saw me on SportsCenter today? http://ow.ly/jzWD0
Tried to get Mike Wallace to re-sign with us, but he rejected my offer of 100 bottles of Head & Shoulders.
I've never met Kim Jong Un, but I know he's not a great guy. Anyone with a haircut like that is up to horrible things.
Pretty sure I just saw Flacco use five $100 bills to wipe up some Dom Perignon he spilled.
I just felt a disturbance in my strands. Flacco must have just put the pen to his ridiculous contract.
As much as I hate the offseason, I don't mind being on the West Coast when there's winter storms. Stay warm, Pittsburgh!
Maybe Danica Patrick would be a better defensive tackle in the NFL. She's really good at running into things.
If I went to North Korea, I'd smuggle out as many of the oppressed as I could fit between my strands
Flacco may have a $120m contract, but is his brow insured for $1m? #MostInterestingMillionDollarHairInTheWorld.
If I were a judge at the Burton U.S. Open, I would have docked 10 points from Shaun White for cutting his hair.
Flacco getting that much money really chafes me...in fact I just spilled dandruff all over Troy's shoulders.
All this Steelers locker room conflict talk needs to stop. Let's hug it out and hair it out and look forward to next season.
Hair Nation, don't ever agree to a "restructure." It's just a sugarcoated word for "haircut."