Last week the entire town of Shrewsbury was scared shitless after a reported home invasion in broad daylight. But something didn't smell right so we did some investigating. Victims of home invasion are never random. Either they're selling drugs or something else nefarious. We knew something was up, but we had no idea what we would find when we went digging. Not sure if any of this is illegal, but it certainly deserves to be investigated, and makes me want to puke.

Watch out for this poonado!! Anyone know if Christina Tessier has a Facebook page? Because I bet it's amazing!!

Somehow we missed this aspect. The MSP require you go be on the force for five years before getting on the K-9 unit. Leigha Genduso got on in five minutes. Oh, and both of these scandals are officially on Wikipedia with Turtleboy linked as a source. The question is, when do we get our own Wikipedia page?

This is why you should never travel to Vermont.

Once we get to 10,000 turtle riders on this page we'll start doing Turtleboy Live again. Tag missing turtle riders. We can keep making these pages. They can't stop us, so why bother trying? Sad.

It's amazing how some men think young women view them when they look at them. How do you not know when you look this creepy that the child you're talking to has no interest in tossing around your spam javelin in the backyard?

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Lt. Governor Karyn Polito clearly thinks we are all very, very stupid. When Howie Carr asked her about the blog we publishhed, showing pictures of her hanging out with Leigha Genduso in social situations more than once, she straight up denied knowing this chick. Claims she takes thousands of photos. Oh yea, and they just both happen to be from Shrewsbury. Total coincidence. This is how stupid politicians think voters are. This is unreal!!

The Boston Globe published an article today slamming the Boston PD for following a blog known for "vulgar and racist rants" today. It was written by Megha Irons. Guess who she follows on Twitter....

She superintendent apologized on behalf of her students for being too good.

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We added a new category of Turtleboy blogs - this day in Turtleboy. Because people message us all the time telling us to revisit the classics.

Bonus food stamp Friday blog!!

This week's episode of food stamp Friday is brought to buy the same people it was brought to you buy last episode - the taxpayers!

So this woman in Hyannis is accusing all sort of people of commiting crimes against her years ago, including sexual assault, throwing her off a Harley, and beating her outside of Embargo Nightclub, that have left her crippled. That's because she's trying to raise pity cash after attempts to collect lifelong disability failed after one month when Uncle Sam figured out she was lying. Oh, and did I mention that she once went to jail for 6 years for running a Cape Cod whorehouse, got out, married an old dude who died a year later, made sure his kids got nothing, while she collected his inheritance? Looks like that money's all gone!!

Because she admitted to committing perjury, which shows she has no problem lying under oath, any case in which Trooper Leigha Genduso testified could easily be overturned. The State Police reported to Howie Carr that she never testified though. However, this has once again turned out to be a lie, because we found a case using the magical powers of Google.