We are shooting the cover art for our $$DOPE$$AS$$FUCK$$ album this friday and need YOUR help. Its gonna be $$SEXY$$! Its gonna be $$HOT$$! All you need to do is show up and stand around in a mask (will be provided) and your underwear (or nothing if yer $brave$) and hold cheeseburgers or tacos or whatever (also provided) and look cool. Probably wont take longer than an hour or so, you can eat what ever and I'm sure there will be whisky laying around somewhere.


Fri 7:00 PM CDTDesert Sands Motor InnDenton, TX
9 people went

Hey y'all we've been ded for a bit but we're playing a rager tonight at the Texas House in Denton!! FREE SHOW $o$ Come thru, WE ACCEPT YOU, ONE OF US

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you guys dont football too hard today, ya hear?

Psssst....Album coming soon

Ugly Children updated their cover photo.
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Wheres my chippy?

BANGER TOMORROW NYTE! Come get buck with us. This will be our first show as a three piece, and you know what they say: "two's company, but three's a crowd!". Not sure what that's supposed to mean, but see u there.

Sat 9:00 PM CDT904 Duncan St. Denton, TX
141 people went

9pm 2nyte come out and hang 904 Duncan st/fun button house. Come early, there's free whisky in it for you during da set

A hard man is good to find.

i guess we did something right

We've got shertz. $10bux

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