One of these days I might just GO LIVE for one of my shows!
But not tonight!

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Don’t forget to get your Amish on!
Tonight at 8:30, turn off your lectric!
Happy #EarthDay2018

Worst Winter We Ever Had!
The F-Bomb Choir
Wisecracker’s State College, kicking my ass yet another year!

I do believe you can get tickets at the door for this show!

For the Amish, just getting to turn on a TV, would be SHOCK THERAPY!

It’s the Worst Spring We Ever Had!

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I wanna be the most successful, most famous, $10 Ticket Act in the modern history of standup comedy!
Book your $10 Ticket Amish Comic Show Now! Or soon is fine too.
Message me for info.

Ticket info will be posted as soon as I get it. In the meantime you may contact the Bath Social Hall directly.

Sat 8:00 PM EDT135 S Walnut St, Bath, PA 18014-1051, United States

I always have bread, butter and toilet paper in the house + Whiskey
#HappySpring #WintryMix #WorstWinterweEverHad

Up until this moment in my life, Craig’s List, was just a punchline!
But listing my PT Cruiser on Craig’s List has made it all to real.
Stephen King , please consider a horror short story entitled, CRAIG’S LIST 🥃💊😱🔥

Winter is a greedy whore!
It gets Christmas, New Years Eve, Valentines Day, Groundhog Day, Kwanza, Chinese New Year and
Why you gotta Snow in Spring?

If we get pounded with Snow on Friday Night, I have a rare opportunity for a single show to get snowed out twice!

It can take years to grow a sizable fan base in a new area, unless you have National Fame.
I know I’m catching on in Point Pleasant, NJ at Uncle Vinnie’s when someone yelled out “Do the Zipper Bit”

The last day of winter!
Sunny with a high of 47.
They’re calling for snow tomorrow!
Happy Spring Biatches!
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Doing the TOUCH ID with my iPhone!
I hope I never lose my LEFT THUMB PRINT💊🥃

Big shout out to my amazing fans!
In particular, a couple who traveled to Egypt, PA from Harrisburg! And another couple who made the trip from far into New Jersey! #MyFansRock

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We had fun in a bar in Egypt. Congrats to those of you found a chair! This guy grabbed a leather bench!

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