• You think your special JUST because it’s your birthday today…

    No way, you’re special every day!!!


    Have a wonderful Birthday!

  • Forget about the past, you cant change it,

    Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,

    Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!



    Happy Birthday!


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  • "Looking fifty is great,

    when your sixty."


    Joan Rivers



    Happy Birthday!


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  • Smile, it could be worse…

    think about what you’ll look like in ten years.


    Happy Birthday!




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  • Another Year


    I’m wishing you another year

    Of laughter, joy and fun,


    Surprises, love and happiness,

    And when your birthday’s done,

    I hope you feel deep in your heart,

    As your birthdays come and go,

    How very much you mean to me,

    More than you can know.



    By Joanna Fuchs

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  • Birthday Appreciation


    Each year your birthday reminds me

    That I really want to say


    I’m very glad I know you;

    I think of you each day.

    I hope you enjoy your birthday,

    All the pleasures it has in store,

    And because I appreciate you,

    I hope you have many more!



    By Joanna Fuchs

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  • Over The Hill At Forty 


    So it's your fortieth birthday;

    Four decades have gone and passed.


    They say when you get older,

    Time goes twice as fast.

    I wouldn't know, of course,

    Since I am still quite young,

    But for you, the music is over;

    Your last song has been sung.

    You're just over the hill at forty;

    You went down without a fight.

    Time rushes on, and soon

    That "hill" will be out of sight!


    Happy Birthday Anyway!


    By Joanna Fuchs

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  • A Birthday Workout 


    Hike across green Ireland;

    Bike the USA;


    Backpack through New Zealand,

    But don’t call it a day…

    Do yoga in lovely Paris;

    Jump rope in Katmandu;

    Avoid Italian pasta,

    (Well, maybe taste, but don’t you chew!)

    Climb atop Mt. Everest;

    Do aerobics on China’s Wall;

    Lift weights on Mexican Beaches;

    And honey, that’s not all…

    Shake your booty with native dances

    In Fiji and Bora Bora;Move your body and exerciseLike you’ve never done befora.

    Okay; that’s good; you’re finished;Now you can take a break;

    You’ve finally burned enough caloriesTo have your birthday cake!


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  • The day after your Birthday 


    The day after your birthday,you look in the mirror to see:



    a) you've got a zit from eating all that cake;

    b) your love handles expanded a half inch;

    c) singed your eyebrows blowing out the candles.


    The day after your birthday,


    a) you require six extra hours of sleep;

    b) you can't find your livingroom under birthday debris;

    c) you wonder how you could possibly have done THAT.


    The day after your birthday, it's time to:


    a) return some gifts (what IS that, anyway?);

    b) call your friends and apologize for yesterday;

    c) get out of the country, fast.


    The day after your birthday...

    we should all look so greatand have it so good!


    Happy Birthday!




    By Joanna Fuchs

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