Yeesh, I haven't used this page in AGES. I'm alive, I promise. Just been on hiatus off and on and performing sporadically here and there. But Bitzy is back in full force, guys. I promise to keep my ass in gear and be better about updating this page with where I'll be committing jokery. On that note, I hope you join me for some laughs at this event next month for a great cause.
Friday October 20th - Comics and Cocktails, raising funds for Cameron's Crusaders, Bull Run in Shir...ley 6:30 pm. $35. Silent auction, hors d'oeuvres and cash bar.
Cameron’s Crusaders Corp. is a non-profit organization, which provides non-medical supplemental financial assistance to children and their families battling medical issues in the New England region. Learn more about them at cameronscrusaders.org
*Post edited to remove 2 other Oct shows which were unfortunately cancelled. Rescheduled dates coming soon.
Wow. It has been almost a year since I've posted here... I need to start getting better about that... but I'm here to say I'm off to CHICAGO in the morning for a comedy roadtrip with Jay Grove! Wish us luck
I am honored, ecstatic (and terrified) to be a part of the 2012 New England's Funniest Comic contest presented by Treehouse Comedy at the Cabaret Theatre at Mohegan Sun!
First round is THIS (EEK!) Friday, February 17th at 8pm.
I would love to see some supportive faces! xx...
Tonite, after a fun nite w funny friends at the Comedy Connection, I met a homeless man at 7Eleven. I bought him a taquito and listened to his life story. Cause I'm a damned good citizen. And cause I had nothing better to do. I told him nothing about myself, just sat, listened and nodded occasionally. Turns out he used to be a comedian. Thanks for the morale boost buddy. But he did have fabulous shoes, so all is not lost. If you need me, I'll be locked in my room eating a taquito and writing jokes furiously. No loitering outside of 7Eleven in my future. My dreams are far more grandiose...Cumberland Farms Chill Zone.
Tonite at 8pm I'll be in a show benefiting our veterans.
Elks Lodge, 31 Park Street, Gardner MA. Alongside my "comedy dad" Jerry Caruso and WXLO's Stephen Donovan. Come support if you're in the area! Sure to be a great time.
Come catch me at Catch A Rising Star at the Twin River Casino in Lincoln RI tonite. Come laugh with me and a great line-up of comics at the Rockin Joe Show. Showtime: 7:30. $10 cover.
Tonight's gig at Firefly's BBQ, 350 East Main, Marlborough is still on! (It's just rain, don't be a pussy!) Come see a great showcase featuring Heavy Times star Jeff Koen (have you seen the trailers on Comcast?), with Jono Zalay, Alignon Mitra, Mike Abramson, Alynn Allman and me! 9:15 start time, $10 cover. See you there!
Here's my interview from Sat Aug 13th with Citywide Blackout. Enjoy! Thanks again to them for having me, I had a blast!
I love the useless facts app on my phone. I just learned that a barnacle has the largest penis of any animal in the world in relation to its size. NOT a useless fact, because today, I move that we strike "hung like a horse" from our vocabulary and change it to "hung like a barnacle". It sounds so much better.
"You could use that in your act." "You could use that in your act." I hear this ALL. THE. TIME. And it's NEVER anything useful. Somehow I don't think "My friend stubbed their toe yesterday" or "My friend told me her boyfriend's farts are rancid" would really be conducive to my act. I just don't picture it winning an audience over. I mean, I'm open to suggestion; ya never know, but...