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Stefan Tadeuz
· December 11, 2017
There was a time I touched myself unto friction causing soars; now I have the real facts; #FaithFacts. Praise Brother Lonnie! Praise the light of truth, and Praise the B.L.U.F.F.!!!
Francis Kiernicki
· 30 minutes ago
I couldn't type before. Both my hands were always masturbating. The curse of being born with two penis' . Lonnie saved me! Now I'm a eunuch!
Doug Miller
· October 21, 2016
I was in a cu*t once. It's not something I'm proud of, but it was a Catholic cu*t. I wasn't in it very long - just long enough to come away with a feeling of ecstasy when I realized this cu*t wasn't a...ll I imagined it would be - that there was more out there than this filthy cu*t. And when I first heard the testimony of Lonnie's teachings from Father Bobby Diamond, I knew I'd never be in a cu*t again.

In fact, if it wasn't for that stupid Catholic cu*t, I might have been saved much sooner. It's hard to think for yourself when you're in a cu*t. It's like all sense goes out the window, and all you can think about is satisfying that cu*t when all it wants to do is take your money and time.

But thanks to Lonnie's Teachings at BLUFF University, I'll never be in a cu*t again. Now that I have a firm strong grip on my masturbation problem, I don't even need a cu*t!
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Kate Ruffle
· June 15, 2017
I was instructed by my superior male elders, to enroll in the Home Economics & Needlework class. I passed with flying colors and am now waiting to be assigned to a SRAS.
Ricky Wright
· October 4, 2017
These people tend to ban people for no reason. They are trolls.
Caitlyn Beynon
· June 20, 2017
Fap fap fapping away on your keyboard does not make you a religion
Brooklyn Owen
· July 21, 2017
Stupidity. This is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
Nigel Covington
· January 26, 2014
In today's modern age where the youth have all turned from God, disowned their parents and expect Obama to powder their tooshy thank God for men like Lonnie Childs and those who do the great works of the Lord.
Julius Grisel
· January 18, 2017
10/10 would masturbate again
Andrea Ferrell
· November 27, 2017
#CULTCITY #CULTCITY #CULTCITY #CULTCITY #CULTCITY
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This is a video of what one woman was asked to do by Brother Dougie Pinnick. He is played by an actor and this from a film about his sordid life before he gave his soul to Brother Lonnie and became saved!! Praise be
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Praise all over you, Brother!

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"Dear God, why do you allow so much violence in schools?" - concerned student.

"Dear concerned student, because you won't stop MASTURBATING!" - God.

Is faith b...ased arms training right for your child? We think so! Please contact: https://www.facebook.com/LonnieSMN/ for details.
God Bless some of you.

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The world is slowly waking up to the dangers of masturbation, which we have been preaching for the past 2,018 years.

It is more harmful and deadlier to ring the Devils doorbell, than the Tide Pod challenge. #FaithFact

The warning comes as the body of a man was reportedly found in Hamburg covered in sliced cheese with pantyhose pulled up over his upper body, while he was wearing a diving suit and a raincoat.

A crisis is rocking Germany, with as many as 100 people dying every year from ‘risky masturbation practices’.
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Here at the BLUFF compound and SMN Ministries, we are blessed to have our own medical professionals, Dr. Cornelius Felcher and Holy Sexologist - Nikita Shalavin. If you are a non-normal who is prone to self-rape outbursts in public, reach out for help, or burn in the pits of triple-hell for eternity.

Lonnie bless some of you!

A man faces a complaint of indecent exposure after police say he was caught masturbating in the emergency room of a metro hospital.Oklahoma City Police Department reports show that at approximately 4:30 a.m. Jan. 26 officers were called to St. Anthony Hosp
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Outstanding, Mr Trump!

#POTUS #MAGA

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Brother Lonnie's University of Faith Facts - BLUFF
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From all of us at B.L.U.F.F and SMN Ministries, to some of you, we wish you a very Merry Lonniemas!

As this is the perfect time of year for reflection and supporting noble charities, we urge you to support ours above all others.

Multiple praises will be bestowed upon you if you help those that are less normal than you. Praise!

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Brother Lonnie's University of Faith Facts - BLUFF
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It is precisely because of his disgusting habit, that he died a virgin. No lesser-gendered in her own right mind would entertain a self-raper. Enjoy triple-hells!

Titus 2:5

To be self-controlled, pure, working at home, kind, and submissive to their own husbands, that the word of God may not be reviled.

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The very definition of the word "homosexual" tells us all we need to know. If you, as a grown man, can touch male genitalia and become aroused - you're gay. We at SMN do not judge homosexuals. God already has. We are simply informing sinners of what the scripture already tells us. Praise.

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SAFFORD, Ariz. – The FBI is now involved in the case of a murdered Lonvidian woman, found dead in her home early Tuesday morning. Safford police confirmed they are no longer considering Lonni…
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