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About Ben
  • I'm a writer, a programmer, a Christian, a singer, married and loving it.

    Some people say I'm a wookie, other people call me Trubeezy (thankfully not anymore).
Favorite Quotes
  • The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote. ~Kosh

    Hey you f**kers, check out this cool bible verse! ~Levi

    You're NOT fat, you're husky! ~My love

    It's nice to finally put a face to that a**hole. ~You'd be surprised

    What did I say that sounded like "Tell me about your day"? ~Dogbert

    What do you want you moon faced assassin of joy?! ~Londo

    Don't let me slow your search for someone who's interested. ~Dogbert

    You love me 'cause I wiggle! ~Hannah

    Trust Ivanova, trust yourself. Anybody else, shoot 'em. ~Ivanova

    What you mean Trube can't pray?!

    Mahwiage, Mahwiage is what bwings us togethaw today...Have you the wing?

    I cried because I didn't have an office with a door until I met a man who had no cubicle. ~Dilbert

    THINK LIKE HANNAH, THINK LIKE HANNAH! ~Who else?

    Avoid the fluffy temptation of wheat lest you fall into peach-colored unrequited love.

    Sleep is a symptom of Coffee Deprivation

    I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by threatening my agent with a golf club. ~xkcd

    Hmm, You taste like Root Beer. Have you been drinking roots and eating beer? ~Hannah

    You should be honored that I feel comfortable enough to fart on you. ~Hannah

    "Inter arma enim silent leges" (In time of war the law falls silent) ~Cicero

    "Go make love to the goats." ~Linfea (La Callisto)

    "Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date." ~Strong Bad

    "That's so crazy! I've always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle, too." ~Marzipan

    "I now pronounce you man and thpppht!"

    "I love you, say you love Trube!" ~My Glee Fellows during my proposal

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