- I'm a writer, a programmer, a Christian, a singer, married and loving it.
Some people say I'm a wookie, other people call me Trubeezy (thankfully not anymore).
- The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote. ~Kosh
Hey you f**kers, check out this cool bible verse! ~Levi
You're NOT fat, you're husky! ~My love
It's nice to finally put a face to that a**hole. ~You'd be surprised
What did I say that sounded like "Tell me about your day"? ~Dogbert
What do you want you moon faced assassin of joy?! ~Londo
Don't let me slow your search for someone who's interested. ~Dogbert
You love me 'cause I wiggle! ~Hannah
Trust Ivanova, trust yourself. Anybody else, shoot 'em. ~Ivanova
What you mean Trube can't pray?!
Mahwiage, Mahwiage is what bwings us togethaw today...Have you the wing?
I cried because I didn't have an office with a door until I met a man who had no cubicle. ~Dilbert
THINK LIKE HANNAH, THINK LIKE HANNAH! ~Who else?
Avoid the fluffy temptation of wheat lest you fall into peach-colored unrequited love.
Sleep is a symptom of Coffee Deprivation
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by threatening my agent with a golf club. ~xkcd
Hmm, You taste like Root Beer. Have you been drinking roots and eating beer? ~Hannah
You should be honored that I feel comfortable enough to fart on you. ~Hannah
"Inter arma enim silent leges" (In time of war the law falls silent) ~Cicero
"Go make love to the goats." ~Linfea (La Callisto)
"Explain to me how drowning them wouldn't ruin their date." ~Strong Bad
"That's so crazy! I've always wanted to see Ira Glass and Ira Flatow wrestle, too." ~Marzipan
"I now pronounce you man and thpppht!"
"I love you, say you love Trube!" ~My Glee Fellows during my proposal