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  1. Joe Hall
    9 februari
    dear your name here: we here at slyboots intl....agents for the puerile and the past it, are somewhat concerned w/ the recent behaviour of our biggest money-maker...justin bieber...aka rusty diaper aka the tongue...he claims that all his problems are a result of behaviour learned while touring w/ the dixie degenerates in alpha centuri last year...but while talking with the band, who are still rest...ing in the flin flon cannabis mines...de quincey made it very clear that actually justin had the largest of all the appetites in the band...coleridge is quoted as saying "we are not touring w/ this dipsomaniac whose hunger for altered states puts one in mind of cetaceans...one wide orifice devouring everything and then he starts asking for glue...repair the broken hearts..oh boy wonder"...burroughs said "his intake is at least double mine in my tangier days"...the last time he got drunk with thompson and lowry, he replaced the gin w/ h2o and hunter and malcolm whose systems were totally unprepared for water...spent the next 3 hours hanging off the space-bound zamboni and laughing at the stars...but enuff...
    if you're interested in music destined to cheer the february heart please attend "winterfolk XII" happening at numerous clubs along the danforth feb. 14-16...check the winterfolk XII website for performers and venues...on sunday we play tribute to rick fielding and sunday evening we pay special honour to tony quarrington...
    on Saturday feb. 22nd...the ancient geezer, joe hall appears in the southern cross lounge at the tranzac club w/ his ensemble "the omittments" from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m.     Meer weergeven
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      When are you playing at the Tranzac again?
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       Why am I so excited today? Because I get to play at the Tranzac from 6-8:30 with Joe Hall and The Omittments featuring Tiny Davis, Scott Bradshaw! Joe's been writing gems since the 1960's...Don't be a fool and miss this stuff!
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  3. Joe Hall
    21 januari
    dear "you may already be a wiener"...
    deep in the bowels of the canadian cannabis mines the dixie degenerates were regaining consciousness after their arbitrary new years blackout...the explosions of oil tankers and various revenge bombings sounded like distant drums...or was it only the ratcheting of their collective nerve endings? de quincey woke to the sight of coleridges 6 toed feet 4 in...ches from his nose...what fetish was this a manifestation of? burroughs passed the opium pills around and conjectured that the band was lucky they weren't gigging in sochi for the winter revenge games...as the opium kicked in the boys asked don if they could stare at his jacket for a while...lowry said "if people could invest the gazillions of dollars they've spent on the automobile on other forms of travel...spring loaded heels...continental conveyor belts...we wouldn't need all this fecking fracking"...hunter gathered up last nights pails and plungers and concocted their morning "top shelf in a pail" pick me ups...don said.."well, could we retool the wishful thinking technology that drives the space-bound zamboni and the 7 league boot to function w/ fords?"
    if you're in toronto this weekend and want some legal folky fun...the ancient geezer, Joe Hall is in musical performance in the southern cross lounge at the tranzac club w/ his new/old ensemble "the omittments" featuring young jay swinnerton, tony quarrington, george dobo, and scott b...6:30 to 9:30...saturday january 25th...come early, come often...     Meer weergeven
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  5. Joe Hall
    27 december 2013
    dear occupant...
    the dixie degenerates were knee deep in fort frack crude oil...de quincey suggested that perhaps a dollop or two mixed in w/ their laudanum might create a new cocktail...hunter suggested they sing to keep their spirits up...'i'm dreaming of a white trash x-mas
    when all my cousins come and stay at my place...
    bringing gin in jars and pails
    swinging in on their tails
    and drooling an...d staring into space"...suddenly burroughs exclaimed "LOOK UP BOYS!...it's don, it's don!!!"
    and sure enough up from the eastern horizon comes don cherry careering at the controls of the sky-bound
    zamboni w/ their 7 league boot in toe...er..ah...in tow! grappling hooks hung from each corner and a fifth was secured to the steering column...what the band had thought was the aurora borealis was actually the light show created by moonlight reflecting the awesome brocade of dons' suit...in short order the boys were aboard and justins' mom served them all hashcakes and milkshakes to settle those nervous tummies...don said "merry christmas boys...we better land this thing to avoid any reindeer collisions....and i know just the place...the government cannabis caves in flin flon...come on, come on, lets flin flon!!!"
    if you're looking for a place to hunker down his saturday dec. 28th why not check out the musical performance of the ancient geezer, joe hall, in the southern cross lounge at the tranzac club on brunswick ave.
    just south of bloor st. in toronto from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m....he'll be joined by tony quarrington, jay swinnerton, scott b. sympathy, morgan boenke and mayhaps gypsy george dobo...come early, come often...you can pick up your copy of the omittments new album...'the big c...(including c# and b)     Meer weergeven
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  6. Joe Hall
    20 november 2013
    dear [your name here]...we here at slyboots entertainment int'l
    inc. have never helped stage a "benefit" because it has never benefited us...(think 10 or 20 percent)...but we have been approached by PISS (parodists, ironists, satirists and similar)
    to collect monies for those whose careers have been ruined by the ford brothers circus...help a humourist keep a roof over his or her head,,,give give ...give...we will issue monogramed rob ford
    crack pipes to acknowledge each donation...this saturday, november 23rd, the ancient geezer; joe hall, will perform at the southern cross lounge, in the lovely tranzac club from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. in concert w/ tony quarrington and perhaps other members of the continental drift...all monies collected will be transferred to PISS!!!     Meer weergeven
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  7. Joe Hall
    24 oktober 2013
    dear [your name here]...w/ apologies to flann o'brien
    the dixie degenerates are walking south from prince albert,
    sask [atchewan] hoping to reach the yellow hare highway...they are engrossed in a literary discussion...happy after being informed that they'd snatched the opening act gig, on the miley cyrus tour, 'bangerz and mash'...a favourite meal of de quincey and coleridge...suddenly...KA...BOOM...and KABLOOIE...and BOOM KA BOOM...the western sky erupts in flame and smoke and flying debris and railroad cars and human body parts...and parts of incinerated ornate georgian cornices...
    burroughs has had them discussing their favourite comic writers when...WHAM...KAPOW...and the ever present KABOOM...
    coleridge says "my gawd what is this noise about
    it seems at last the oil wants out
    i thought i had a monkey on my back
    but that was an orang-utan driving that cadillac..."
    all around them on every horizon...explosions and atomic howl...big bill says..."let's stick w/ art..."
    says hunter..."i like spike, but brian o'nolan sustains the joke on the printed page"...big bill says "many times monty has made me wet but myles na glopaleen makes humour a high art"...a huge 4x4 in flames passes over head...de quincey opines "that dylan moran writes a funny skit or two but lir o'connor makes my skeleton ache w/ laughter...lowry is just about to add his two coins worth when another explosion lights up the southern sky...they gasp in harmony....
    their forward motion has ceased...they were hip deep in oil....the earths own opium...
    WILL OUR HEROES FIND THEIR SEVEN LEAGUE BOOT?...IS DON STILL IN CONTROL OF THE SKYBOUND ZAMBONI?
    in what direction does civilization break?
    DOWN
    in what direction should i shut?
    UP
    dearly beloved: let me stick my nose over the forth wall and invite you to a performance of the omittments on saturday october 26th at the tranzac club just south of bloor on brunswick ave...in the lovely southern cross lounge...tiny davis and jay swinnerton join the ancient geezer, joe hall...the pipes will be humming from 6:30 p.m. to 9 or there a bouts...a jam may ensue w/ gypsy george dobo and scott b. sympathy...

    your editor
    hans na g'boink     Meer weergeven
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  8. Joe Hall
    28 september 2013
    Playing tonight at the Tranzac from 6 - 8
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  9. Joe Hall
    22 augustus 2013
    dear (your name here) de quincey and coleridge were idling on the corner of 23rd ave and 16th street in elks' dick sask...
    coleridge: towns out on the canadian plains
    give their streets numbers instead of names
    the boys were certainly grateful that sam had found his
    "get out of jail free" card...they had shown it to the guard and they were released immediately...now they w...ere on the hunt for their bandmates...according to the community service contracts they signed as ornamental hermits, they were not allowed to exercise self-care...no haircutting, no nail trimming, no bathing...de quincey said "let's follow our noses!!!"
    and soon enough they found burroughs and thompson, who were sharing a cave at st. richards (dicks) park...bill had been getting supplies of opium stuffed into softballs sent parcel post from china...hunter was roasting the dope on a spit and shaping it into a pig over the open fire...
    "it's so good to see youse guys"
    well, we'll have to wait and see...
    if you live in toronto and are looking for a musical evening, saturday august 24th...come on down to the tranzac club, just south of bloor on brunswick ave....in the southern cross lounge, the ancient geezer aka joe hall will be performing w/ his newest ensemble...the omittments...featuring gypsy george dobo, the sympathetic scott b. and young jay on keyboards...showtime is from 6:30 'til 9:30     Meer weergeven
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  10. Joe Hall
    24 juli 2013
    dear occupant...so much disaster in the news...what say we criminalize the use and abuse of fossil fuels and make heroin mandatory? we can cut down on fisticuffs in hockey by issuing handguns to defensemen!!!
    we here at slyboots intl. inc. are saddened [and owed our 20%] by the news that the great rusty diaper, about to land a starring role in the t.v. hit "glum"was found catatonic in his hotel ro...om...standing on his head listening to an endless loop of
    "call me ishmael, maybe"...the monster hit song by hermans' great-grand daughter, carly rae melville...he's still quite capable of being a functioning member of society...he buys exactly what he's told...but he is totally gaga...his mind is gone...he says he remembers nothing of two years on the road with the dixie degenerates, a cabal of time-travelling junkie metaphysicians and bluegrass banjoists...if you're in toronto
    this weekend you can hear carly rae's favourite neo-post-death-folk band...fronted by the ancient geezer, joe hall, the omittments are the latest incarnation of the continental drift...featuring gypsy george dobo on guitar, young jay swinnerton on keys and sympathetic scott b. on guitar and vocals...they'll be in the southern cross lounge at the tranzac
    club on brunswick ave. just south of bloor st. from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. on saturday july 27....
    be there or be somewhere else...
    tweeted from the twat by your twit...
    long live the king!!!!!!     Meer weergeven
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  12. Joe Hall
    20 juni 2013
    dear (your name here)....de quincey and coleridge were deep in discussion in the holding cell in the jail (gaol) in elks' dick (richard) sask.
    (saskatchewan)...the band had been arrested for jay-walking...the other boys in the band and the bag-over-the-head sound crew had been released to perform community service which consisted of them being ornamental hermits in the citys' parks...coleridges' m...ascara had run amok, due to his constant weeping...even in this comfortable municipal jail, the prospect of opiate withdrawal was a daunting one...de quincey comforted his friend with the words, "i've got a hollow tooth in which i keep a vial of gods' own medicine just for situations like this"...and now a trick of physics, similar to the one that allowed their space-bound zamboni to appear as a standard size from outside and yet have all the space of 2 football fields on the inside, came into play...de quincey adjusted his upper denture and produced a 2- litre decanter of laudanum...
    they toasted each other and continued their discussions on the human drive for perfection as manifest in the recent actions of rob ford, darwin the ikea monkey and michael jacksons' nose...
    if you're in toronto this saturday, june 22nd...and care to hear some less-than-perfect folk musics...please come to the southern cross lounge in the tranzac club...from 6:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m.: joe hall, the ancient geezer will be joining musical forces w/ gypsy george dobo...
    come early...
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  13. Joe Hall
    5 juni 2013
    dear your name here...we here at slyboots intl/inc are, of course, in rob fords' corner...even if he's a few grains of sand short of a glass pipe...can't the "maggots" who control public consciousness aim our attention at something more uplifting...fredricks?!?! or how about a documentary of the ford twins by david cronenburg?...don't you worry rob...there a place for you w/ the bag over the hea...d sound crew w/ barry gettman and bobby long...
    if you're in the metropolis of kawartha lakes next weekend...saturday june 8...the ancient geezer, joe hall is bringing in tony quarrington and j.p. hovercraft for a concert at the garnet night club at 231 hunter st. west... in peterborough...they'll be onstage from 2 til 5 p.m...the ticket price is pay what you want...though if you are a senior executive w/ a bank or other financial institution...it's free to get in and $1,999 to get out...
    if you're in toronto saturday june 22...joe will be performing in the southern cross lounge in the tranzac
    club w/ his long time running mate gypsy george dobo...from 6:30 p.m. til about 9:30...
    sincerely
    slyboots     Meer weergeven
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  14. Joe Hall
    23 mei 2013
    dear subscriber...joe hall, the ancient geezer, joins forces w/ trevor davis as they bring their
    "scratch and sniff" show to the southern cross lounge at the tranzac club on saturday may 25...flailing should begin@ 6:30 and continue through 'til 9 p.m...discrete viewings of the mayors
    crackpipe can be arranged
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  15. Joe Hall
    25 april 2013
    April 25/2013
    dear gentle souls, soulmates and fellow travellers...please to be watching at the southern cross lounge at the tranzac club, this saturday, april 27,2013 from 6:30 p.m. onwards for the ancient geezer...a.k.a. joe hall...he'll be engaged in ...
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  16. Joe Hall
    21 maart 2013
    March 21/2013
    I dreamed I saw St. Bubbie Orr
    Go flying thru the airwithout a helmet on his head
    Just flowing locks of hair
    He played the game for love alone
    & for no other reason
    To make ends meet he had to sell...
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  17. Joe Hall
    24 januari 2013
    Jan 24/2013
    <p>dear subscriber...happy new year...you may already be a wiener!!! check for second skin and assorted animal type products near the upper epidermis...</p><p>    the  dixie degenerates are in training for their yearly bluegrass/grunge ...
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  18. Joe Hall
    21 november 2012
    Performing this Saturday the 24th at 6:30pm at the Tranzac (Toronto) in the Southern Cross Lounge w/ George Dobo!
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  19. Joe Hall
    21 november 2012
    Nov 21/12
    <p>dearly beloved...we are gathered to read some spam.</p> <p>     the boys are esconsed deep in their space-bound zamboni...at last , some free time between gigs...malcolm is working diminished chords on his taropatch...should we practi...
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  20. Joe Hall
    27 oktober 2012
    October 27/2012
    <p>dear you may already be a winner...we here at slyboots international...purveyors of the hip modern sounds you all dig...are curious as to the last communication from the dixie degenerates on their current tour...they want us to send ...
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  21. Joe Hall
    18 september 2012
    Sept 18/2012
    dear (your name here)...gee whiz...de quincey was riding a wave of elation as he led the band through his favourite tango..."i'm fuckin' jaded and i want more drugs"...his mandolin cooked in e-minor...he felt "trance and dental" because...
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