- Now that I'm famous, you're up my anus!
- "I'm kind of a big deal. People know me." -Ron Burgundy
“The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”
— The Doctor
"I prefer lethal injection, although I do have a fondness for the electric chair. Call me romantic. " -Dr. Rodney McKay
"Studies have shown that more information gets passed through watercooler gossip than through official memos - which puts me at a disadvantage because... I bring my own water to work." -Dwight Schrute