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Work
  • Northeast Region EditorJune 2017 to present
  • Process Control OperatorOctober 2006 to present
    Mostly I shovel and jackhammer, but occasionally they let me do my job running the central control room.
  • Projectionist/Usher/Box Office CashierNovember 2000 to November 2006Allentown, Pennsylvania
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About Dan
  • Now that I'm famous, you're up my anus!
Favorite Quotes
  • "I'm kind of a big deal. People know me." -Ron Burgundy

    “The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.”
    — The Doctor

    "I prefer lethal injection, although I do have a fondness for the electric chair. Call me romantic. " -Dr. Rodney McKay

    "Studies have shown that more information gets passed through watercooler gossip than through official memos - which puts me at a disadvantage because... I bring my own water to work." -Dwight Schrute

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