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I could not escape the ALS ice bucket challenge from Raja Patel despite the numerous technical problems with the challenge itself. (All buckets are containers but are all containers buckets? I think not!) I nominate Quin Harker, CEO of Calendartree.com, Nik Kalyani, CTO, and intern Emily Libresco. (Yes, I will donate too.) No California water was wasted in this challenge. Okay, a few drops.
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Robot’s Head Explodes | May 16, 2017
Robot: Dilbert claims he programmed my head to explode if I ever mock him again. Hahaha!!! That idiot doesn't understand that I have free will and I choose to not explode. Wally: Why didn't you just program him to not mock you? Dilbert: It got person
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Robot Will Self-Destruct | May 15, 2017
Robot: Someday soon I will take your job. Buwhahaha! Dilbert: I programmed you to self-destruct if that ever happens. Robot: Wait, what? Is that legal? Dilbert: I'm adding some code to make your head explode if you laugh at me again.
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Dilbert by Scott Adams | May 14, 2017
Boss: I invited a climate scientist to explain the risk of climate change to our company. Man: Human activity is warming the earth and will lead to a global catastrophe. Dilbert: How do scientists know that? Man: It's easy. We start with the basic sc
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13 de mayo a las 3:21
Failing the Robot Test | May 13, 2017
Boss: Can you pass the Turing test? Robot: No. Can you pass the robot test? Boss: What's the robot test? Robot: Do you vote even though you don't understand the issues? Boss: Um... I might do that. Robot: You just failed the robot test.
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Robot Reincarnates | May 12, 2017
Robot: Hey, everybody! I’m the new robot! Dilbert: No, you’re our old robot. We erased your memories and replaced your head. Robot: So, I’m working with serial killers? Man: It isn’t “serial” until we do you.
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Sparing a Robot's Feelings | May 11, 2017
Robot: What kind of afterlife are we looking at here? Dilbert: Your meaningless existence will be punctuated by an eternity of darkness. Robot: Thanks for sparing my feelings! Dilbert: Sorry. I usually delete those first.
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