- I live in Seguin, TX with my wonderful wife Lizzie, who I love and love to spoil. I have a great job with awesome mentors who allow me explore the wide world of liquor, wine, and craft beer (mostly the craft beer). I have great friends who are a joy to be around, and yes that does includes Louie. All said, good times!
- Look man, its night time, its Friday, and you know what that makes it? - Uhh, Friday night.
- Me and Matt Fruge
"I was kidnapped by a tribe of mini-sloths"
-Sid from Ice Age 2
"Evan......You're gay!!" , Pep Band
"That makes my heart sad" -Lizzie
"Baby, you're not asleep" -Lizzie to me