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- Avril Lavigne BandaidsWebsite
Friend: How's that girl? Me: good, we've been texting a bit. Friend: oh yea? Me: well, I send her texts and then she doesn't respond.
once someone told me I looked like a buddah with my shirt off, another time someone told me I looked like gollum. can’t win.
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Oh to be young again. DTLA is now a hipster shitfest , we were so early ! https://t.co/OpVz7DtY1W
this is absolutely fucking genius https://t.co/AD93ZWPnt7
Why didnt god make it so that eating donuts had the same effect on your body as going to the gym ?
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I'm pretty good at a handful of things, asking a girl out at the airport is not one of them.
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I almost told her I'd fly her to la but it seemed to American douche. Also the language barrier could be an issue when she landed.
Evan311 (seriously @NickHexum ) https://t.co/kMhZVipqRB
When the manager of the restaurant brings you two free desserts and you're like (ughhhh I don't want this)
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