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GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! While I was in California today educating children about the dangerous consequences of masturbation I was also able to make an appearance at the studio where 'Backdoor Bangaroo 9' was being recorded. While there I protested the masturbation material being made and tried to help all the ladies on set stay out of Double-Hell until I was escorted out by security. I think it's safe to say no more porn videos will be made in California ever again thanks to my heroics!
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Gêoff Driggers
· April 9, 2018
A top notch organization if I’ve ever seen one operate
Servers, out the yin yang! They could have data to you faster than god could slap a pogo stick out from under you and put you on your face.
secur...ity- I trust fappy the anti masturbation dolphin with even the most sensitive of personal information
customer service is absolutely gold standard and now I feel at ease in my own home at night knowing I’m fully protected from wankers. See More
Jeremy Neeley
· December 12, 2017
Just thought I'd let all of you know that you're freaking crazy! A one time I'm willing to bet money that Jesus grabbed his penis and stroked it to. Oh and I text this with one hand because my other w...as busy rubbing my balls. Smfh! See More
Joshua Gunn
· November 10, 2017
You have got to be fucking kidding me. Is this serious? Are you for real? You will not burn in hell for masturbation. Unreal. Let me know when your gonna come to my child's school so I can let her sta...y home that day. Get a life you all are fucking nuts. Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers See More
Laza Tijanic
· February 21, 2018
Hi fappy, I've been sober for two months today. Thank you for helping me restore my Christian values...
I'm giving you 4 stars because my fingers are always really dry now. Otherwise, great job!
Tommy Kilpin
· September 27, 2017
Thanks to Fappy, i've been able to abstain from sin and help guide my own mortal soul to the everlasting and glorious afterlife promised to me by the lord and savior himself. I can only hope that dolp...hins also go to heaven, so we can cease self pleasure for the rest of holy eternity. See More
Jason Betley
· February 19, 2018
I just found this page and after going through some old posts I'm hooked. This page is hysterical���. Hopefully it grows so that we can spread the message of Fappy.
Dana Banks
· November 24, 2017
Those Kellyanne Conway photos you recommend to my friend are working wonderfully. Almost all of his skin has grown back. Keep up the great work ⭐️
Preston Blake
· September 26, 2017
Without a doubt one of the best pages on Facebook also the best mascot of all time. Thank you Fappy!
Andy Hetherington
· May 23, 2017
Thank you Fappy for showing me the way! My whole family had booked an express train to double hell, now I'm only concerned about my teenage son. Can you maybe do some kind of intervention so I can get... his levels of shame and self-loathing up to scratch? Praise be unto Fappy! Jesus loves you! (terms and conditions apply) See More
Adam Drotar
· February 26, 2018
I used to follow in the anti masturbation message but when an anti-masturbation dolphin thinks it knows anything about politics it jumps the shark.
Fred Pilcher
· March 31, 2018
Wonderful! Praise Fappy for working so hard to educate children about the evils of masturbation!
Derrick Stoelton
· September 26, 2017
Did you know that masturbation decreases the risk of prostate cancer in men? No. Double hell? Are you serious right now? Praise fappy? I think you are on way too many drugs to be a role model to children.
Danny Patrick Lopez
· March 3, 2018
Fappy is good at his job but I'm not sure if he's a real dolphin
Huey Thomo
· April 22, 2018
I’d give 5 stars but I still masturbate a lot. Top notch organisation though.
Jordan Hooper
· December 31, 2017
Donald Trump can't pay me enough money to smash. Sock it to 'em!
Vitaly Almakaev
· April 28, 2017
Hey Fappy do you remember me? I wrote you some years ago. You know when I was writing a message to you with one hand, asking if I'll go to hell for masturbation, while at the same time I jerked my dic...k off with the other hand. Back then you told me I would go to double hell. Well... I got married and now my wife jerks off for me. I just thouhgt I would share this with you. See More
Robert Wallace Fiamengo
· November 7, 2017
I used to masturbate every 30 minutes. Thank you for saving me from double hell! Praise Fappy!
Eric France
· July 1, 2017
I was a recovering heroin addict working at Waffle House trying to cope with my masturbation. Every day I thought about killing myself. I only had 7 teeth left and even fewer brain cells, but then I f...ound Fappy and he changed my whole life around. Today I am making an 8-figure salary, and enjoying the merits of endless success coupled by true happiness.

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Julie Biddle
· February 27, 2018
What an important service you provide.

Sorry to hear about your arrest in Japan though. Oh well.
Liliana Martell
· January 6, 2018
I used to be a crack-addicted Communist sex worker.

Now, thanks to Fappy, I work in a multimillion corporation while raising 11 children from home! THANK YOU, FAPPY ♥
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