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There are two two kinds of people in this world

  • Those who love White American Jesus and Praise Fappy.
  • Dirty self-rapists who are on a sure path to Double-Hell.
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J Cole Wetherington
· September 28, 2017
We recommend this to parents and faculty involved in the after school program of our academy for higher learning. Ending fapping is one of our top objectives and Fappy the anti-masturbation dolphin ha...s helped us with his visit to our auditorium. Thank you Fappy! See More
Joshua Gunn
· November 10, 2017
You have got to be fucking kidding me. Is this serious? Are you for real? You will not burn in hell for masturbation. Unreal. Let me know when your gonna come to my child's school so I can let her sta...y home that day. Get a life you all are fucking nuts. Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers See More
Jeremy Neeley
· December 12, 2017
Just thought I'd let all of you know that you're freaking crazy! A one time I'm willing to bet money that Jesus grabbed his penis and stroked it to. Oh and I text this with one hand because my other w...as busy rubbing my balls. Smfh! See More
Tommy Kilpin
· September 27, 2017
Thanks to Fappy, i've been able to abstain from sin and help guide my own mortal soul to the everlasting and glorious afterlife promised to me by the lord and savior himself. I can only hope that dolp...hins also go to heaven, so we can cease self pleasure for the rest of holy eternity. See More
Preston Blake
· September 26, 2017
Without a doubt one of the best pages on Facebook also the best mascot of all time. Thank you Fappy!
Derrick Stoelton
· September 26, 2017
Did you know that masturbation decreases the risk of prostate cancer in men? No. Double hell? Are you serious right now? Praise fappy? I think you are on way too many drugs to be a role model to children.
Laza Tijanic
· February 21, 2018
Hi fappy, I've been sober for two months today. Thank you for helping me restore my Christian values...
I'm giving you 4 stars because my fingers are always really dry now. Otherwise, great job!
Jason Betley
· February 19, 2018
I just found this page and after going through some old posts I'm hooked. This page is hysterical���. Hopefully it grows so that we can spread the message of Fappy.
Andy Hetherington
· May 23, 2017
Thank you Fappy for showing me the way! My whole family had booked an express train to double hell, now I'm only concerned about my teenage son. Can you maybe do some kind of intervention so I can get... his levels of shame and self-loathing up to scratch? Praise be unto Fappy! Jesus loves you! (terms and conditions apply) See More
Dana Banks
· November 24, 2017
Those Kellyanne Conway photos you recommend to my friend are working wonderfully. Almost all of his skin has grown back. Keep up the great work ⭐️
Eric France
· July 1, 2017
I was a recovering heroin addict working at Waffle House trying to cope with my masturbation. Every day I thought about killing myself. I only had 7 teeth left and even fewer brain cells, but then I f...ound Fappy and he changed my whole life around. Today I am making an 8-figure salary, and enjoying the merits of endless success coupled by true happiness.

PRAISE FAPPY!
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Jake DeLauro
· July 11, 2017
As a recovering masturbation addict, finding this page has changed my life. Not only do I know how to stand up to people fapping to my own pictures, I no longer have the urge to fap to other peoples p...ictures. Thanks Fappy!! See More
Jordan Hooper
· December 31, 2017
Donald Trump can't pay me enough money to smash. Sock it to 'em!
Vitaly Almakaev
· April 28, 2017
Hey Fappy do you remember me? I wrote you some years ago. You know when I was writing a message to you with one hand, asking if I'll go to hell for masturbation, while at the same time I jerked my dic...k off with the other hand. Back then you told me I would go to double hell. Well... I got married and now my wife jerks off for me. I just thouhgt I would share this with you. See More
Robert Wallace Fiamengo
· November 7, 2017
I used to masturbate every 30 minutes. Thank you for saving me from double hell! Praise Fappy!
Marshal Konev
· June 25, 2017
Fappy,
Truthers will have a field day on your page.
"Praise Fappy!" I thought you only had to give God all the praise. Hmm... ...
Your logic of everyone who masturbates dies is terrible logic. Hey, don't all nonmasturbators die too? thank God, Christ overcame the grave. You state,"Double-Hell. Hell is pretty much guaranteed if you've ever used the bathroom, but there's always still a chance of staying out of Double-Hell. " First, there isn't double hell. Please give me a bible verse that proves double hell. Instead of saying you are guaranteed to hell, why not you say John 3:16, John 14:6, or Romans 6:23?These are helping people avoid hell.
Jesus loves conditions apply- That is spitting the love and grace of the Lord Jesus Christ. Grace and salvation is for ALL MANKIND!! - No conditions apply. That is what makes Jesus so much better.
"This is just further proof that self-rape is a one-way ticket to eternal Hell and damnation, or worse, Double-Hell. Praise Fappy!" - Offers no truth whatsoever. "Whoever is telling people not to praise Fappy will burn in Hell for eternity, possibly Double-Hell. Jesus loves you* Praise Fappy!"- Fappy worship is a requirement for salvation. Hmm.. Smells like false prophet?... "A wall and spray paint is an easy way to stay out of Double-Hell! Praise Fappy!" Fappy approves of vandalism. " Don't forget to pray to Fappy and Jesus before starting your day because if you don't you will burn in Hell for eternity. " More idolatry. So I say more... One more thing, I see you are supported by Monsanto. Hmm, all the truthers are getting VERY suspicious of you!
Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.-Matthew 7:17
Let's reexamine the Fruits of Fappy-
1)He wants you to pray to him
2)He wants praise to him.
3)He talks about hell and "double hell", yet provides no gospel or way out.
4)He wants you to vandalize property to spread his name , not the LORD's name.
I can safely declare Fappy to be a false prophet!
Instead of Praise Fappy, PRAISE JESUS!
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Jesús Joseph Abeyta
· July 2, 2017
Scientific facts here. But dolphins actually masturbate all the time. They also participate in gang rapes and sucking on puffer fish to get high. So based on that, I don't know if I need to take life ...advice from such a creature. Nice try though. See More
Cheeks Quigley
· July 1, 2017
I am so much all better now thanks to Fappy and his minions of anti-masturbators. Nothing but sunshine and lollipops for me from here on out! NAMASTE
Liliana Martell
· January 6, 2018
I used to be a crack-addicted Communist sex worker.

Now, thanks to Fappy, I work in a multimillion corporation while raising 11 children from home! THANK YOU, FAPPY ♥
Gabriel Andrus
· June 26, 2017
Screw you,trump lovers,and over religious people get on my nerves. Although I do believe in God,I do not think that he should be worshipped like you do. It has also been scientifically proven that mas...turbbstion can in some instances be healthy,I support your cause though. Sincerely, me � See More
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Please make sure to remind your friends not to use your photos to ring the devils doorbell.

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Best president ever! Praise Fappy!

“First one to hit a golf ball at #CrookedHillary is awarded 1 FREE Deportation Token good for the removal of the NON-NORMAL of your choosing! https://t.co/SsKbJZc7UV
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I say it's time we give the people back the ability to wear a red hat in this country without being subjected to being called a fat, racist, idiot, dumb, retarded, piece of shit loser! Make red hats wearable again! Praise Fappy!

Buy a “Make Red Hats Wearable Again” hat today! Lets help give your average truck driver and hipster their lives back! Plus the best part is, these red hats are actually made in America, unlike the racist ones being sold by our president that are made in the sweatshops of China, Vietnam and Banglade...
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I hear a lot of young people today ask us if they are seen wearing a red hat does that make them some kind of creepy racist that is even too racist and creepy for the Bible? Well, we've taken a hard look at this problem and we are taking action! For a limited time only, you can get your very own "Make Red Hats Wearable Again" for only $19.95! Let everyone know you are into God, Jesus, denying women equal rights, hating gay people and minorities, but you're not as bad as the people wearing red hats. Praise Fappy!

Buy a “Make Red Hats Wearable Again” hat today! Lets help give your average truck driver and hipster their lives back! Plus the best part is, these red hats are actually made in America, unlike the racist ones being sold by our president that are made in the sweatshops of China, Vietnam and Banglade...
makeredhatswearableagain.com

I hear a lot of young people today ask us if they are seen wearing a red hat does that make them some kind of creepy racist that is even too racist and creepy for the Bible? Well, we've taken a hard look at this problem and we are taking action! For a limited time only, you can get your very own "Make Red Hats Wearable Again" for only $19.95! Let everyone know you are into God, Jesus, denying women equal rights, hating gay people and minorities, but you're not as bad as the people wearing red hats. Praise Fappy!

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Ted Cruz is a great man who rises up hard against masturbation! Here is a list of his least favorite porn sites to visit just to warn others. Great work Mr. Cruz! Praise Fappy!

So what if Ted Cruz accidentally bought a dildo online and there is pictures of him using it on himself? That doesn't mean he purposely bought a dildo to use on himself! Everyone makes mistakes! I'm so tired of heathenish masturbators persecuting the good, non-gay, WWJD Christians of this Christian nation of ours! Anyone who thinks that Ted Cruz purposely bought a dildo and used it on himself while watching gay porn is a liar and will believe anything his wife or anyone that ...supposedly saw him buying this big black dildo (The Big Jim Model Size XXXXL) and using it on himself while watching gay horse porn - They'll say absolutely anything to get attention! They are all Satan worshipers and minions for Big Masturbation! Ted Cruz is a Prophet and Donald Trump and him are on the front lines of putting an end to masturbation in this country once and for all. They will make self-rape illegal! Praise Ted Cruz! Praise Fappy!

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ALL MY FAITHFUL FAPPY FOLLOWERS! Listen up, this is important goddammit! Take a moment to say Happy Birthday to long-time Fappy follower Stephanie Schneickert! She is obviously still going to burn in Hell for eternity because she is a female, but if she continues staying self-rape-free and does not attempt to teach or assume authority over a man (1 Timothy 2:12), she might just have a chance to avoid Double-Hell in the afterlife! Praise Fappy!

#TrumpFappy2020 #DoubleHell #WomenAreStupid #HappyBirthday

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Overcoming a dangerous and deadly masturbation addiction first means being open about your heathenish feelings and self-rapist ways. I encourage all of you, right here, right now, to tag the person that you think of while playing on the Devil's playground. Tag that special someone who you think of during your Double-Hellish ways, touching your sin stick or ringing the Devil's doorbell. This is a great first step in healing and becoming the amazing person that our Lord & Savior intended us to be, and not the miserable loser that you are now. Praise Fappy!

#TrumpFappy2020

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Ted Cruz already has a ticket to Triple-Hell for being mean to President Trump. Thus it should be no supprise to anyone that Teddy Cruz was caught rubbing one out to geriatric transvestite porn.

#TrumpFappy2020
#TripleHell
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