GREAT NEWS EVERYONE! While I was in California today educating children about the dangerous consequences of masturbation I was also able to make an appearance at the studio where 'Backdoor Bangaroo 9' was being recorded. While there I protested the masturbation material being made and tried to help all the ladies on set stay out of Double-Hell until I was escorted out by security. I think it's safe to say no more porn videos will be made in California ever again thanks to my heroics!

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