- I ALSO REALLY LIKE HOMESTUCK OKAY BACK TO MY SELF-DESCRIPTION I WROTE FOUR YEARS AGO
Maybe Walter Whitman had some power I don't, but I must ask the wounded man where he is hurt, for I cannot become the wounded man. The only wounded man I can become is myself.
I'm tad interested in Harry Potter, as you might have guessed. I'm also known as "Flying Llama" when I'm at ODS. And I'm in a 1-person band called "Dawlish and the Archies". But let's just try to keep this on the tell-everyone-you-know.
Also, I'm a Mennonite. How did that happen? Well, we are basically the coolest people around, so I guess it's only natural that I became one.
Hmmm... what else? I gots mad ADHD, yo. And I enjoy almost dying and service work, especially since the two often go hand-in-hand.
I also read and write Harry Potter fanfiction. And listen to Pottercast. And I do NanoWrimo every year. Never have won, though. And I do the occasional MiST of bad Avatar fanfiction. For a pacifist, you need to get all your latent agression out somehow. My preferred method is reading bad fanfiction, and making fun of it.
"Bobby, any nerdier and we will all die from the awesomeness of your nerdom" - Andrew Slack
I think the above quote sums me up nicely.
- "If you can't understand the basic comedic principle, then what's the point?" - Sergeant Major Kululu
"Hey, you see that guy? That's a flying squirrel. Yeah, he totally is! Way to go, buddy! Thanks for being a flying squirrel!" - Random lady on Belmont, yelling at me.
"MY HAIR IS ASSAULTING YOU!" - Kemo
"I would now like to say a few odd words. Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" - Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
"UGLY CHICKENS DESERVE TO DIE!" - That one girl on "Kid Nation."
"Bobby, stop playing with cleavage!" - Mr. Leeman
"THIS! IS! SPARTA!" - Mr. Henderson
"GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENT! IT'S NOT SAFE!" - Cool People
"Wait, lemme guess. Does this story end with you almost dying?" - Tyler Pearson
"Uhh... Yeah, pretty much." - Me
"We are NOT discussing foreskin during church!" - Charlene Schrag
"You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake." - Jeanette Rankin
"But it just goes to show - never stick your dick in a pudding. Sure, it's still a pudding, and it probably tastes fine and you can spend hours explaining that, but no one will want to eat it because YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!!" - Yahtzee
"What can I say? Jesus is #*&%ing metal." - John Gabriel
"Narcissist? I'm too great to be a narcissist!"
"Dang it Bobby, now I respect you." - Some dude I was having a debate with on Hulu