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Favorite Quotes
  • "I won't stop til they're knee deep in blood, head first!"

    "That's right. Freeze Ray. Tell your friends."

    "poker? I barely know her"

    This concludes the part of the tour where
    you stay alive.

    Al Gore: If we don't go back there and make that event happen, the entire universe will be destroyed... And as an environmentalist, I'm against that.

    Hey. Did everything just taste purple for a second?

    Hey little anal dwelling but monkey, time for you to go home

    I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

    When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

    I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

    "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757

    Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

    Failure is not an option -- it comes bundled with Windows.

    Sexy Unix Commands: date; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime;

    "The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents."

    "linux is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are."

    "1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d"

    "Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something."

    "Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail."

    "It's a little-known fact that the Y1K problem caused the Dark Ages."


    "Computer are like air conditioners: they stop working when you open windows."

    "There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those that understand trinary, those that don't, and those that confuse it with binary."

    I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

    I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

    The computers in Jurassic Park were Cray supercomputers running the MacOS
    as a graphical shell of DOS all layered on top of a Unix base.