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Work
  • YEP Leeds / Halifax CourierJanuary 2015 to November 2015
  • Mortgage ProcessorIn 2014Leeds
  • Learning MentorOctober 10, 2011 to January 31, 2012Ossett, West Yorkshire
  • Ph.D. Comparative Literature2008 to 2010York
    Very nearly drove myself insane trying to prove people don't really know what Dante looked like.

    Accepted failure. Was happy.
Education
  • Jan 2015 to Jan 2016Print and Digital JournalismLeeds
    Hackery.

    No, not your phones.
  • Class of 2007M.PhilEuropean Literature and CultureItalian languageDanteCambridge, Cambridgeshire
    • Awesome Italian Shit
      HARD.
  • Class of 2005English and Related LiteratureYork
  • Class of 2002Wakefield
About Hayley
  • Lobster smothered in cheese.
Favorite Quotes
  • The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. --- George Bernard Shaw.
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    Grief is love made homeless.
    --- Priest, The Killing III

    Kill off all my demons, and my angels might die too. - Tennessee Williams. We think.

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    I met a Russian doll yesterday. She was so full of herself.

    To refrain from imitation is the best revenge. -- Marcus Aurelius.

    "Feeling embarrassed isn't on my radar. When things go wrong, or are awkward, I love it. I feel alive."
    Beth Ditto.
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    You're not stuck in traffic. You are traffic. -- German traffic campaign.

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    Ah, ah, ah! YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!

    You ARE trashin my scene!!

    *Keanu screaming at dead babies or whilst firing gun into the air*

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