Hey! Are you a in super romantic awesome relationship! Great! Bring them to Trinity Brewhouse tonight at 8pm for Stump Trivia and find out if they actually know anything and are worth your time! And if you've recently been dumped, just look down here and.. Okay! Now you're ready to come by and have fun!
Have you ever played OpinioNation and wondered out loud "how the psychopaths that take this poll think?"
Well, the best way to find out is to see life through their eyes.
Take the poll yourself and finally begin living the life. Not only will you see what it's like to be depended upon for such crucial information, but you may just help yourself in the long run by getting a sneak preview of the questions themselves....
Essentially, you are cheating and should be ashamed of yourself.
Just go take the poll. You disgust me.. I can't even look at you right now.
You know, there's more to this place than OpinioNation (Pawtucket on Wednesdays at 7:30, Newport on Thursdays at 7:00).
Evidently, they make FOOD too! Really GOOD food, apparently!
Why not come by and eat some of it? Also, drinks!...
And if in there, come by and say hello! (I may act rude and ignore you, but that's how I try to look cool.)
OPINIONATION!! It's a THING!!
Easier than trivia and more family friendly than CNN!
And the host is ADORABLE!...
Every Wednesday night at 7:30 at Antonio's Pizza By The Slice and every Thursday at 7:00 at a completely different Antonio's Pizza By The Slice!!
(Tonight, it's in Pawtucket, tomorrow it's Newport.)
DO THE THING WITH THE PEOPLE AND WIN THE PRIZES!
(Wait, was that a typo or a clue?)
(Oh shoot, look at the picture, dude.. It was totally a clue!)
(Hey, what are you guys talking about?) ...
(Leave us alone, Chad, this isn't about you.)
(Whatever, you guys are stupid anyway.)
Hello, kids! Join us on Tuesday night at Trinity BREWHOUSE, in the BASEMENT where you can get a BEER at the BAR and learn all about one of the BEST letters ever (easily in the top 30), the letter B! Can YOU name a movie that starts with B? Can you name a whole BUNCH of them? If you can, you'll do well in the BONUS round, and you'll get a BUNDLE of BOINTS (dammit).
"B" ready for Stump Trivia!
..Because the word "be" is pronounced the same as the letter.. It's wordplay. This is the sort of sharp, creative approach to hosting you can expect tomorrow night.
Trivia is fun! And also DEAD CELEBRITIES!!
TONIGHT! COME TO THE PLACE AND EAT THE FOOD AND DRINK THE DRINKS AND DO THE THING! 7PM at Antonio's Pizza By The Slice Kitchen & Bar Newport! OpinioNation!