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  • I'm very weird. I'm an oxy-moron (well, without the 'oxy' part). I'm the toughest guy on the block one minute - you turn your back, I'm in a backless leopard chiffon gown with a three foot train. I never do drag - just a transvestite. What's the difference?' you ask. Tits.
    I love who I am. I'm constantly amusing myself. There was something on the news yesterday about a shooting in a cemetary and I thought, 'Well, that's a bit redundant.'
    A buddy was using my 'puter one night. He asked, 'How do you 'refresh'?' I said, 'Strawberry douche.' As he was shaking his head, I added, 'Ya know what they OUGHTA DO? Watermelon douche! It'd take OFF in certain areas! Like Menthol cigarettes!' I could go on and on...
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  • 'You know what you look like to me with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube. Good nutrition has given you some length of bone but you're no more than one generation from poor white trash.'
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    'I'd rather have a bottle in front a me than a frontal lobotomy.'
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    'It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye.'
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    'Some of us are very much like some of you. Most of us thank God that we're not like most of you.' (me - when I was homeless in a letter to the Times)

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