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“I am a master of fast calculations.”
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“OK, what is 758 time 642 divided by 5?”
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“22!”...
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“Ha ha, that’s wrong!”
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“Might be, but it was fast!”

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A stutterer walks in to a doctor’s office and says, “Doc-c-c-tor, my s-s-s-stuttering is a real p-p-pain in the n-n-neck, please help.”
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The doctor examines him and finally finds the root of the problem: “Well, Mr Denby, the thing is, your pecker is too big and takes up too much blood that would normally go in the brain. We have to operate and take at least a half of it off.”
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A month after the operation the stutterer comes back for a check-up and sighs, “Doctor, it really ...helped my stuttering and that is a relief. But my wife is very unhappy with the situation. Could the amputated bit be sewn back on, please?”
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Doctor: “Sorry, but n-n-n-n-no.”

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Garnette Rose
· September 10, 2016
Simply great and graced with humility. God Bless..