- My name is Jay, and I'm pretty awesome. The majority of my life was not so awesome, and then I got dumped in a rural part of town and left to die. Then in 2007, my mom found me when I ran out in front of her car...and now I rule the household with an iron fist and a dry tongue. I have more medical issues than I have teeth, but I don't let that slow me down! Oh and one day I plan on taking over the world with my cuteness....that is all. :p
- not sure....I eat whatever my tongue sticks to.