- I am the Cheese-Maker, Farm Manager, Goat Midwife/Veterinary Assistant, Marketing Manager, Head of Transportation Services and Procurer of Necessaries for the Dairy.
- When in doubt, read the directions.
No one ever underestimated the stupidity of the American people.
No, you can't leave the barn until all the work is done. Oops, the Nigerians have left the building again! Got to fix that door....Dawn, Evie, Java......Get back here!
Cheese, Glorious CHEESE!